hahahaha! yes! and a lacrosse ball and a roller stick and a chirp wheel and now i’m understanding the potato

me: *breathing into paper bag*

i'm comparing interest

you will lower your monthly payment by $114 but pay $161,000 more in total

you will pay more for the privilege of purchasing your house than the actual house

this is not a solution, it is yet another way to make someone else rich

all of the above are acceptable

if the potato is hot (therapeutic) that’s even better

i am feeling better already

[the potato blasts me directly in the back of the head] well that hurt pretty bad ha ha but that's ok try again

really send it, make my body crooked for a few seconds