Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
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A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
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There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
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HER: Are you free Friday night?
ME: Let me check my colander.
HER: Your...
ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti.
ME: Let me check my colander.
HER: Your...
ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti.
January 14, 2024 at 11:44 PM
HER: Are you free Friday night?
ME: Let me check my colander.
HER: Your...
ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti.
ME: Let me check my colander.
HER: Your...
ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti.
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Send a message with your wallet thsi Thanksgiving season: weaintbuyingit.com
We Ain’t Buying It! - Economic Pressure on Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday - We Ain’t Buying It!
We Ain’t Buying It is an economic action and solidarity campaign designed to defend democracy and reclaim community power.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Send a message with your wallet thsi Thanksgiving season: weaintbuyingit.com
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Happening Today in Burlington: Bearing Witness @ ICE every Wednesday
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Bearing Witness @ ICE every Wednesday
We invite you to stand in solidarity outside the ICE Enforcement & Removal Operations Office in Burlington every Wednesday from 11am-1pm. Together, we can show love & support for immigrants, express o...
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November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Happening Today in Burlington: Bearing Witness @ ICE every Wednesday
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Turns out Trump wanted more than just the Sudetenland. Who knew!
Turns out that the $16MM payoff ABC made to Trump bought them only a few months' reprieve. Weird how that happens.
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Turns out Trump wanted more than just the Sudetenland. Who knew!
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it’s almost as if no one in this men’s prison shower wants to hear my recipe for coq au vin right now.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
it’s almost as if no one in this men’s prison shower wants to hear my recipe for coq au vin right now.
[Office meeting]
Me: (Striding in and straddling a chair):
"Sup team. Listen up! I got the downlow on last quarter's sales numbers."
My Boss: "Turn the chair around, Frank. It's tough to hear you when you're facing the wall like that."
Me: (Striding in and straddling a chair):
"Sup team. Listen up! I got the downlow on last quarter's sales numbers."
My Boss: "Turn the chair around, Frank. It's tough to hear you when you're facing the wall like that."
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
[Office meeting]
Me: (Striding in and straddling a chair):
"Sup team. Listen up! I got the downlow on last quarter's sales numbers."
My Boss: "Turn the chair around, Frank. It's tough to hear you when you're facing the wall like that."
Me: (Striding in and straddling a chair):
"Sup team. Listen up! I got the downlow on last quarter's sales numbers."
My Boss: "Turn the chair around, Frank. It's tough to hear you when you're facing the wall like that."
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Me and the wife take turns dressing like this and taunting the Amazon delivery people with name calling or stuff like, “go away, we’ve already got one!”
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Me and the wife take turns dressing like this and taunting the Amazon delivery people with name calling or stuff like, “go away, we’ve already got one!”
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(entering a children’s party) Do you mind if I writhe around on your bouncy castle for a while?
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
(entering a children’s party) Do you mind if I writhe around on your bouncy castle for a while?
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If I had a Death Becomes Her hole in my stomach I would hang a little bell in there, or maybe even a small gong.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If I had a Death Becomes Her hole in my stomach I would hang a little bell in there, or maybe even a small gong.
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Hey bartender, I'll have an America, neat (no ICE)
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Hey bartender, I'll have an America, neat (no ICE)
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is it ketchup, it’s ketchup isn’t it
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
is it ketchup, it’s ketchup isn’t it
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I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
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The president said “Quiet, piggy” to a female reporter who asked him about the Epstein files—a continuation of his long-standing pattern of denigrating women. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Trump Told a Woman, ‘Quiet, Piggy,’ When She Asked Him About Epstein
The comment continues the president’s long-standing pattern of denigrating female journalists.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The president said “Quiet, piggy” to a female reporter who asked him about the Epstein files—a continuation of his long-standing pattern of denigrating women. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Not for nothing, but it occurred to me that boomers love to excuse the racism they witnessed in their parents by saying “you have to understand it was a different time” in order to mitigate their own unexamined racism. Don’t give them a pass when you hear that. Call them out. Tell them to do better.
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Not for nothing, but it occurred to me that boomers love to excuse the racism they witnessed in their parents by saying “you have to understand it was a different time” in order to mitigate their own unexamined racism. Don’t give them a pass when you hear that. Call them out. Tell them to do better.
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was gonna do a self deprecating post but I don’t know what that means. I’m too stupid and ugly
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
was gonna do a self deprecating post but I don’t know what that means. I’m too stupid and ugly
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Notice how all of us crazy liberals suffering from TDS see a Democrat get caught with his pants down and we're like "GOOD - PUNISH HIM"
That's the difference. Burn them all at the fucking stake. Clinton, Obama, Bernie fucking Sanders, idgaf. Rape children, pay the price. Period.
That's the difference. Burn them all at the fucking stake. Clinton, Obama, Bernie fucking Sanders, idgaf. Rape children, pay the price. Period.
‘Deeply ashamed’ Larry Summers steps back from public life over Epstein links
‘Deeply ashamed’ Larry Summers steps back from public life over Epstein links
Former treasury secretary steps away to ‘rebuild trust’ after severe backlash but will continue teaching Harvard classes
The Harvard professor and economist Larry Summers said he would be stepping back from public life after documents released by the House oversight committee revealed email exchanges between Summers and the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who called himself Summers’ “wing man”.
Politico reported on Monday that Summers, a former treasury secretary, expressed deep regret for past messages with Epstein. Continue reading...
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November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Notice how all of us crazy liberals suffering from TDS see a Democrat get caught with his pants down and we're like "GOOD - PUNISH HIM"
That's the difference. Burn them all at the fucking stake. Clinton, Obama, Bernie fucking Sanders, idgaf. Rape children, pay the price. Period.
That's the difference. Burn them all at the fucking stake. Clinton, Obama, Bernie fucking Sanders, idgaf. Rape children, pay the price. Period.
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*realizes that today is my work Thanksgiving potluck* hey anyone got a pot of luck I can borrow?
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
*realizes that today is my work Thanksgiving potluck* hey anyone got a pot of luck I can borrow?
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I like to confuse future archaeologists by burying human bones as if they're riding dinosaur skeletons into battle.
March 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I like to confuse future archaeologists by burying human bones as if they're riding dinosaur skeletons into battle.
It's getting time for those end-of-year Top 10 lists, but I am really struggling over my "2025's Best Acts of Blatant Political Corruption".
How can you narrow it down to just 10?!
How can you narrow it down to just 10?!
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It's getting time for those end-of-year Top 10 lists, but I am really struggling over my "2025's Best Acts of Blatant Political Corruption".
How can you narrow it down to just 10?!
How can you narrow it down to just 10?!
[First Date]
Me: "I'm sorry. It's just that I've been burned before."
*Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit
*Closes visor
Me: "I'm sorry. It's just that I've been burned before."
*Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit
*Closes visor
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
[First Date]
Me: "I'm sorry. It's just that I've been burned before."
*Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit
*Closes visor
Me: "I'm sorry. It's just that I've been burned before."
*Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit
*Closes visor
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Imagine thinking anyone cares this much. Better than facing reality, which is that he’s no longer relevant.
No one thinks you’re edgy, Bill, you’re just a stodgy, old dick
No one thinks you’re edgy, Bill, you’re just a stodgy, old dick
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Imagine thinking anyone cares this much. Better than facing reality, which is that he’s no longer relevant.
No one thinks you’re edgy, Bill, you’re just a stodgy, old dick
No one thinks you’re edgy, Bill, you’re just a stodgy, old dick
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Thinking about becoming a handsome ER doc who doesn’t play by the rules
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Thinking about becoming a handsome ER doc who doesn’t play by the rules