Tickled Catastrophe
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But do you frolic?
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When we said to become ungovernable we should have been a lot more specific.
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
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Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library.
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library.
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
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Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
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Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
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actually the devil went down to georgia for the peach cobbler
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
actually the devil went down to georgia for the peach cobbler
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[walking through costco with a turkey] look it’s purely ceremonial, she means nothing to me
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
[walking through costco with a turkey] look it’s purely ceremonial, she means nothing to me
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
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Is it weird that none of my neighbors are strange
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Is it weird that none of my neighbors are strange
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
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We will have to include imperfections and rough edges in our posted artwork to prove that the work wasn’t touched by an AI
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
We will have to include imperfections and rough edges in our posted artwork to prove that the work wasn’t touched by an AI
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A monkey with two bottles of whisky, one of which also contains a brain
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A monkey with two bottles of whisky, one of which also contains a brain
Friday before Thanksgiving means it's time for shower wine.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Friday before Thanksgiving means it's time for shower wine.
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it’s cool one day i’ll die and everyone will go eat pinwheel sandwiches
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it’s cool one day i’ll die and everyone will go eat pinwheel sandwiches
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Me: I have a very livid memory
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me: I have a very livid memory
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
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Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
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if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
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Hear me out.
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hear me out.
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
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some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
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Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
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Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
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lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
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Been saying variations of "no" "what the fuck is this" and "what the fuck is that" for the past 3 minutes straight
If that's owling, this is definitely full pelican 🪶
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Been saying variations of "no" "what the fuck is this" and "what the fuck is that" for the past 3 minutes straight
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
The whir of a work computer powering down and other sounds to soothe the savage brain.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The whir of a work computer powering down and other sounds to soothe the savage brain.
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Everybody is so desperate for that interstellar comet to be an alien ship, what if it's just cake?
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Everybody is so desperate for that interstellar comet to be an alien ship, what if it's just cake?