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tell me the man waylaid I bid you muse: very greatly displaced from Troy, that sacred city which he assaulted
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So they’re basically admitting here that they just their jobs as “be a contrarian troll”
For my part, I would say that questioning the framing of some Times stories—for example, the highlighting of Trump’s putative emotions or the foregrounding of what he says (even when, as is often the case, what he says is false)—is not an indication that I want my “views validated.”
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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This seems not good, unless you're Russia.
German army chief says contact with US military cut off by Pentagon
Lieutenant General Christian Freuding fears the longstanding military partnership between the two allies is unravelling under President Trump’s administration
www.thetimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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quick question: how do I get a doctor to prescribe me the magic less expensive drugs if i cannot afford the insurance to see a doctor
EXCLUSIVE: A top Trump pollster advised House Republicans to fend off Democrats' Obamacare attacks by focusing on reducing drug prices.
Trump pollster’s health care advice for Republicans: pivot to drug prices
Tony Fabrizio did not recommend an extension of Obamacare subsidies, as he previously counseled.
www.politico.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS"

@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
May 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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Imagining these guys forming a primitive fertility cult around Clippy
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I see kicking out the pentagon press corps stopped the leaks
MORE Breaking on MS NOW: Pete Hegseth refused an interview request for the Pentagon Inspector General's investigation into Signalgate, according to two sources who read and were briefed on report.

Hegseth would not turn over his phone, a source who read the report told MS NOW.
Breaking on MS NOW: The Signalgate report contradicts Pete Hegseth's claims he did nothing wrong. It shows he "violated policy by using a non-approved device," a source who read the report says.

Hegseth failed to preserve records. The report says he put the operations and service people at risk.
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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That's so something the kwisatz haderach would say
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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excited to announce the release of my upcoming business book, "Gifted Kid Shit: How To Spot and Remove Baloney From Your Life"
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Saw a clip of Rogan saying there’s no reason to believe Jesus’ second coming couldn’t potentially be as AI. And I think that’s beautiful.
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Enough about filial piety

It's time to start talking about parental piety
When are we going to stop transferring all of the youth's meager wealth into the hands of the olds
Hawley is pitching his colleagues — and Trump — on a new health care plan that would allow all tax payers to deduct up to $25K/person in medical expenses.

Hawley told us he recently discussed the idea with Trump: “I said...'no taxes on tips, no taxes on health care’, and he goes ‘oh I like that."
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
reading this aloud with green eggs and ham cadence
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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these daily oval office things are increasingly looking like family holiday visits to grandpa at the nursing home
Trump: "Can we uhhh, talk about it? Right there is a man. Come here, let me say hello to you."
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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If you're looking for a gift for your dad
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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really excited for 60 Minutes to just be a show about what Alan Dershowitz thinks the age of consent should be
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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One of the most agitating features of living in an english speaking country that isn’t America is that your ruling class is gripped with a deep sense of humiliation at being born outside of it and will do nearly anything to rectify this error.
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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The Atlantic & Vanity Fair only ever assign RFK Jr profiles to people who want to fuck him because nobody else can stomach the idea of lying to help him. He's an elderly nepobaby on a mission to kill as many children as possible before he dies, to leave the world more plague-ridden than he found it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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"Teaching obligations" are for renters with sixty students and a 2014 Honda, not old Ivy League perverts who are afraid to retire
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi x Ghislaine Maxwell toxic yuri
Olive Nuzzi would have definitely fallen in love with Jeffrey Epstein if she had been important enough for him to meet and email.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I hate that “I wish the head of the New York Times had the same self-awareness as a crackhead failson” is a factually true sentence.
The thing about Hunter's benders is that he didn't want to invite elites to them because he was, on some level, ashamed of his own behavior in a way none of the elites ever were.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Do you understand how reactionary you had to be for lawyers in the *Reagan Justice Department* to remember you as a “zealot” for making it harder for Black people to vote ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/john-...
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Look, let he who has not had a deeply toxic relationship with a blonde woman with borderline personality disorder cast the first stone
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I suppose there may be something deeply American about believing that summary execution is more just than incarceration, though
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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lol
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM