Evan Washington
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Evan Washington
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· Sep 8
"great" philosophers? man they were arguing against plumbers
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(wokely): i think it's bad for the US military to stomp on human rights as an official policy
September 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
(wokely): i think it's bad for the US military to stomp on human rights as an official policy
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@ ICC hey i found one for you guys
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
@ ICC hey i found one for you guys
so yeah
call me a bleeding heart liberal but I don't think it's good to make drug traffickers explode in a ball of fire?
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
so yeah
had a really horrific nightmare (i attended a bari weiss book reading and had to stay the entire time)
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
had a really horrific nightmare (i attended a bari weiss book reading and had to stay the entire time)
we've got to put stephen miller in a contraption
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
we've got to put stephen miller in a contraption
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Starting to doubt Olivia Nuzzi’s credibility
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Starting to doubt Olivia Nuzzi’s credibility
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Brick, if it was about thawing a turkey on Thanksgiving:
🎶 “Six a.m., day of Thanksgiving. I am thawing in the fridge.” 🎶
🎶 “Six a.m., day of Thanksgiving. I am thawing in the fridge.” 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Brick, if it was about thawing a turkey on Thanksgiving:
🎶 “Six a.m., day of Thanksgiving. I am thawing in the fridge.” 🎶
🎶 “Six a.m., day of Thanksgiving. I am thawing in the fridge.” 🎶
nuzzi was much more honorable when we thought she was just weirdly, irresponsibly horny for powerful old men
(and lizza was much more honorable when we thought he was just doing gross tabloid reporting on his personal life)
(and lizza was much more honorable when we thought he was just doing gross tabloid reporting on his personal life)
this — considering that Florida is a two-party consent state — might even be a crime. i’m floored
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
nuzzi was much more honorable when we thought she was just weirdly, irresponsibly horny for powerful old men
(and lizza was much more honorable when we thought he was just doing gross tabloid reporting on his personal life)
(and lizza was much more honorable when we thought he was just doing gross tabloid reporting on his personal life)
snake oil salesman swears he even brushes his teeth with the stuff
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
snake oil salesman swears he even brushes his teeth with the stuff
perhaps his only true policy success
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
perhaps his only true policy success
I don't really wanna wear a suit to go get groped by TSA
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don't really wanna wear a suit to go get groped by TSA
ok but it is lowkey pretty fun to endlessly critique power
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
ok but it is lowkey pretty fun to endlessly critique power
an important part of being a star wars fan is realizing that the median star wars thing is not very good
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
an important part of being a star wars fan is realizing that the median star wars thing is not very good
the best star wars movie is andor s1 e8-10
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the best star wars movie is andor s1 e8-10
i turn 30 tomorrow what should i equip
what should be in my inventory by now
what should be in my inventory by now
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
i turn 30 tomorrow what should i equip
what should be in my inventory by now
what should be in my inventory by now
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You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
Those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
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i think the first thing i'd do with power is go mad
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i think the first thing i'd do with power is go mad
donnie darko
bonus: nickelodeon's doug
bonus: nickelodeon's doug
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
donnie darko
bonus: nickelodeon's doug
bonus: nickelodeon's doug
frankly i'd rather buy the cursed chapbook of rfk jr's felching poetry than subscribe to ryan lizza's substack
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
frankly i'd rather buy the cursed chapbook of rfk jr's felching poetry than subscribe to ryan lizza's substack
well she has plans the next day
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she will be resigning from Congress — with her last day being January 5, 2026
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
well she has plans the next day
facial symmetry is a deadly weapon
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
facial symmetry is a deadly weapon
i need a live cuomo cam. i need to see andrew cuomo screaming and crying rn
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i need a live cuomo cam. i need to see andrew cuomo screaming and crying rn
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all the people who caved to trump and went crawling on their belly have to be feeling more than a ittle foolish right now.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
all the people who caved to trump and went crawling on their belly have to be feeling more than a ittle foolish right now.
god it must be easy af to be a scheming grand vizier behind the throne of donald trump
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
god it must be easy af to be a scheming grand vizier behind the throne of donald trump
trump fawning over mamdani is perfectly consistent, his true weakness has always been charisma
that's why he's so mean to ted cruz and marco rubio and mike pence but friendly (or very friendly) with bill clinton
that's why he's so mean to ted cruz and marco rubio and mike pence but friendly (or very friendly) with bill clinton
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
trump fawning over mamdani is perfectly consistent, his true weakness has always been charisma
that's why he's so mean to ted cruz and marco rubio and mike pence but friendly (or very friendly) with bill clinton
that's why he's so mean to ted cruz and marco rubio and mike pence but friendly (or very friendly) with bill clinton