among the top 10 famous people I wish I could scrub from my brain

in a more just world i wouldn't know what a dasha redscare or mrbeast was

I dared just like that. it was really easy

hmm that can't be it. after all, I'm right

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is it still the governor's official position that he's not gay but will hook up with a man iff he gives great head

kimberly please do this bit with donald trump jr next

is he hot? nope! is he hung? nope!

hell yeah brother

my correct take on lolita is that it's about pretty words (that is, it's a formal experiment in producing beautiful prose about the ugliest things imaginable, pedophilia, rape, and murder)

if you sympathize with humbert humbert you're really dumb at best and evil at worst

Indiana Jones! a character literally conceived to be an American answer to James Bond! and they won't recast!?!

they could be on Indiana Jones 9 by now but instead they're probably just asking Grok to draw another picture of Harrison Ford

it's extremely weird to me that Disney is both reticent to recast major roles and also desperate to make movie franchises last eternally

he's not worth listening to, he's just loud and nearby