Evan Washington
@eewash.bsky.social
yields falsehood when preceded by his own quotation
Pinned
in aggregate I just can't trust this group of people to stay silent for certain lines of Gold Digger
intuitionistic logic is not the one true logic and is actually rather overrated
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
intuitionistic logic is not the one true logic and is actually rather overrated
what is the bisexual hand gesture
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
what is the bisexual hand gesture
it would be awesome if he just threw up all over himself as he said this
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
it would be awesome if he just threw up all over himself as he said this
maybe this jeffrey fellow wasn't a good guy. associating with monsters like peter thiel isn't a good look!
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
maybe this jeffrey fellow wasn't a good guy. associating with monsters like peter thiel isn't a good look!
"actually it's epheb--" (a blow dart strikes you in the neck and you drop down with cartoon birds orbiting your head)
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
"actually it's epheb--" (a blow dart strikes you in the neck and you drop down with cartoon birds orbiting your head)
must be something to have a real life pedophile to inform your reading of lolita
i had to settle for my 70 year old prof who married a 19 year old undergrad
i had to settle for my 70 year old prof who married a 19 year old undergrad
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
must be something to have a real life pedophile to inform your reading of lolita
i had to settle for my 70 year old prof who married a 19 year old undergrad
i had to settle for my 70 year old prof who married a 19 year old undergrad
and ftx had a group chat called "wire fraud" lol
Alwaya thinking of the police operation that arrested a guy with a spreadsheet file called "kickbacks"
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
and ftx had a group chat called "wire fraud" lol
way too late for this minor grievance but it's so insane that they didn't recast Kang, the most recastable character in all of Marvel Comics
Kang the Conqueror looks different this time? yeah man that's his entire gimmick, so it's only natural that he looks like Regina King now
Kang the Conqueror looks different this time? yeah man that's his entire gimmick, so it's only natural that he looks like Regina King now
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
way too late for this minor grievance but it's so insane that they didn't recast Kang, the most recastable character in all of Marvel Comics
Kang the Conqueror looks different this time? yeah man that's his entire gimmick, so it's only natural that he looks like Regina King now
Kang the Conqueror looks different this time? yeah man that's his entire gimmick, so it's only natural that he looks like Regina King now
laugh all you want, he's the only one of us who has truly known joy
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
laugh all you want, he's the only one of us who has truly known joy
real "but what does ja rule think" moment here
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
real "but what does ja rule think" moment here
weezer is actually 1 dork with so much dorkness that the other 3 get treated as subsidiary dorks no matter what they're like
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
weezer is actually 1 dork with so much dorkness that the other 3 get treated as subsidiary dorks no matter what they're like
a "television set" is just a pretelevision set which is televisionally complete
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
a "television set" is just a pretelevision set which is televisionally complete
...american vandal? *the* american vandal? this show could be absolutely amazing
New series 'DC Crime' is in the works
• Hosted by Jimmy Olsen and follows Daily Planet reporters tackling cases involving super-powered villains
• It's being developed by the creators of 'American Vandal'
• Gorilla Grodd will be a major character in the show
(via Variety)
• Hosted by Jimmy Olsen and follows Daily Planet reporters tackling cases involving super-powered villains
• It's being developed by the creators of 'American Vandal'
• Gorilla Grodd will be a major character in the show
(via Variety)
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
...american vandal? *the* american vandal? this show could be absolutely amazing
Reposted by Evan Washington
We're doomed unless we can figure out how to give AI ADHD
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We're doomed unless we can figure out how to give AI ADHD
i hope they do more of this and less "ok but what if it's a dying child and it's her last wish then can she say it"
this is at least more entertaining
this is at least more entertaining
Gotta hand it to the Journal of Controversial Ideas, this seems like a banger of Kershnarian proportions
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i hope they do more of this and less "ok but what if it's a dying child and it's her last wish then can she say it"
this is at least more entertaining
this is at least more entertaining
also, doctor doom absolutely makes the trains run on time (or else they would FACE THE WRATH OF DOOM etc etc)
wakanda is a quasi-theocratic petrostate
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
also, doctor doom absolutely makes the trains run on time (or else they would FACE THE WRATH OF DOOM etc etc)
wakanda is a quasi-theocratic petrostate
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
wakanda is a quasi-theocratic petrostate
ok yeah insert obvious joke about orange man dumb, insane clown posse etc etc.
but also the actual comment he's making is so nonsensical? china produces vital, basically irreplaceable resources for all electronics...so therefore we impose a tariff on them? huh? am I understanding that right?
but also the actual comment he's making is so nonsensical? china produces vital, basically irreplaceable resources for all electronics...so therefore we impose a tariff on them? huh? am I understanding that right?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ok yeah insert obvious joke about orange man dumb, insane clown posse etc etc.
but also the actual comment he's making is so nonsensical? china produces vital, basically irreplaceable resources for all electronics...so therefore we impose a tariff on them? huh? am I understanding that right?
but also the actual comment he's making is so nonsensical? china produces vital, basically irreplaceable resources for all electronics...so therefore we impose a tariff on them? huh? am I understanding that right?
what is the lemma/theorem/proof/corollary format but a tech tree
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
what is the lemma/theorem/proof/corollary format but a tech tree
Reposted by Evan Washington
This one has both:
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This one has both:
having an actual king might be less embarrassing than this
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
having an actual king might be less embarrassing than this
nate log off please i'm begging you
don't you have some stata to debug
don't you have some stata to debug
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
nate log off please i'm begging you
don't you have some stata to debug
don't you have some stata to debug
Reposted by Evan Washington
I am not personally willing to pull the lever in the trolley problem but I didn't sign up to be one of the 535 trolley problem lever pullers.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am not personally willing to pull the lever in the trolley problem but I didn't sign up to be one of the 535 trolley problem lever pullers.
didn't really expect to get more mileage out of this again so soon
Opinion | Why You Must Give the Bully Your Lunch Money
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
The Republican budget bill is "a terrible option," Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader, writes in a guest essay. But "the risk of allowing the president to take even more power via a government shutdown is a much worse path."
The Republican budget bill is "a terrible option," Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader, writes in a guest essay. But "the risk of allowing the president to take even more power via a government shutdown is a much worse path."
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
didn't really expect to get more mileage out of this again so soon
Reposted by Evan Washington
Opinion | Why You Must Give the Bully Your Lunch Money
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
The Republican budget bill is "a terrible option," Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader, writes in a guest essay. But "the risk of allowing the president to take even more power via a government shutdown is a much worse path."
The Republican budget bill is "a terrible option," Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader, writes in a guest essay. But "the risk of allowing the president to take even more power via a government shutdown is a much worse path."
Opinion | Chuck Schumer: Why Democrats Must Not Allow the Government to Shut Down
A government shutdown would lead to real pain for the American people.
www.nytimes.com
March 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Opinion | Why You Must Give the Bully Your Lunch Money
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."
Giving him your lunch money is a "terrible option," Chuckie Schumer, age 11, writes. But "the risk of allowing him to kick your ass is a much worse path."