Hegelian vs. Predator
@telemark.bsky.social
Winner of the 1934 Nobel Prize in Necromancy.
He/him. I have tattoos old enough to drink. I block AI slop. Feel free to add me to whatever "anti-tech" bullshit blocklist you like.
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
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BOAT STUCK HOLIDAY EDITION
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
BOAT STUCK HOLIDAY EDITION
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Mister Mucinex imbued with the holiday spirit indeed
The spirit of Thanksgiving has infused the White House press office today, bringing us together in a blessed moment of harmony and goodwill.
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Mister Mucinex imbued with the holiday spirit indeed
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
Killed for a fucking stunt to intimidate cities with black mayors
West Virginia Gov. Patrick Morrisey just announced that both WV National Guard soldiers who were shot in D.C. have died.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Killed for a fucking stunt to intimidate cities with black mayors
Every SINGLE person who is involved in this should face life in prison at a minimum. Nuremberg Part 2 is now the mainstream goal
“I had to take the baby from my crying wife’s arms.“ It hasn’t even been a year, and this is not a scandal anymore? What is wrong with us?
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Every SINGLE person who is involved in this should face life in prison at a minimum. Nuremberg Part 2 is now the mainstream goal
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LLMs should never encourage people to kill themselves unless they post this
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
LLMs should never encourage people to kill themselves unless they post this
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
July 8, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
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My cartoon for this week's @newscientist.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My cartoon for this week's @newscientist.com
This is The Way. AWS is a utility now. If Bozos didn't want to be nationalized he should not have developed the New Telephone Service
Me about to piss off a bunch of capitalists: If Bezos doesn’t want to pay his fair share in corporate taxes, I don’t see why we shouldn’t nationalise Amazon and make it a subsidiary of the post office.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This is The Way. AWS is a utility now. If Bozos didn't want to be nationalized he should not have developed the New Telephone Service
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"Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea" -- @davelevitan.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea" -- @davelevitan.bsky.social
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
Congratulations to the first turkeys pardoned for insider trading and seditious conspiracy!
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Congratulations to the first turkeys pardoned for insider trading and seditious conspiracy!
Public interviews or GTFO
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Public interviews or GTFO
For the love of ALL the gods please help Jonathan Nez kick asshole SEAL grifter Eli Crane back to the swamp he crawled out of
Eli Crane’s politics aren’t just extreme—they’re dangerous. He votes against health care, against food assistance, against emergency support, and against the needs of the people he’s supposed to represent. Arizona’s 2nd deserves better, and I intend to prove it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
For the love of ALL the gods please help Jonathan Nez kick asshole SEAL grifter Eli Crane back to the swamp he crawled out of
Men would rather advertise to recruit a Dollar Princess indentured servant instead of going to therapy
Aristocrat, 79, launches bid to find a Lady... who's 20 years younger
Sir Benjamin Slade, 79, says he'll pay his new wife £50,000-a-year to give him male heirs and tend to his sprawling 1,300-acre Somerset estate - but she must be able to ballroom dance and fire a shotg...
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Men would rather advertise to recruit a Dollar Princess indentured servant instead of going to therapy