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Hegelian vs. Predator
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Winner of the 1934 Nobel Prize in Necromancy.

He/him. I have tattoos old enough to drink. I block AI slop. Feel free to add me to whatever "anti-tech" bullshit blocklist you like.
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@telemark.bsky.social has swears! They've used 586 profanities in their last 3,721 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (129 times)
🥈 "fuck" (115 times)
🥉 "shit" (92 times)
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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It's gonna be really funny when we lose to Venezuela
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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"The DOD Manual is clear because the law here is clear: 'Persons who have been incapacitated by . . . shipwreck are in a helpless state, and it would be dishonorable and inhumane to make them the object of attack.'"
A Dishonorable Strike
Indulging all assumptions in favor of the administration’s boat strikes, killing helpless men is murder
www.execfunctions.org
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1717
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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If they ever get around to building this thing, it should be bulldozed on Day 1 of a new administration. No messing around, no hemming and hawing about procedure or costs. Order heavy equipment in and start knocking it down immediately, as surely as an overthrown tyrant's statues would be torn down.
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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incredible to never understand just how pathetic you sound when everything you ever say is just whining about everything you fail at being the previous guy's fault, if you find it so hard to overcome him then quit and let someone competent do it
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Even the the damn twitter card for this Nature Scientific Reports is clearly AI Slop.
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.

But there's an even more important reason...
the internet is now a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy and so on
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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BOAT STUCK HOLIDAY EDITION
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Mister Mucinex imbued with the holiday spirit indeed
The spirit of Thanksgiving has infused the White House press office today, bringing us together in a blessed moment of harmony and goodwill.
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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🫜
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Killed for a fucking stunt to intimidate cities with black mayors
West Virginia Gov. Patrick Morrisey just announced that both WV National Guard soldiers who were shot in D.C. have died.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Every SINGLE person who is involved in this should face life in prison at a minimum. Nuremberg Part 2 is now the mainstream goal
“I had to take the baby from my crying wife’s arms.“ It hasn’t even been a year, and this is not a scandal anymore? What is wrong with us?
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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LLMs should never encourage people to kill themselves unless they post this
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM