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Ari Cohn
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First Amendment & defamation lawyer.

Lead Counsel for Tech Policy @thefireorg.bsky.social
Past: Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom.org

Illini/music junkie/oofnik.

“A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.”

Posts are my own.

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I think it's more about the "federal news" part than the servers
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
That...tracks
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I suspect this McDonald's might have ties to the hamburger industry!
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Real advanced reasoning skills on display here
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Yesssssss!
January 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Uh
January 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
ICE wants you dead. They are a clear and present danger to the lives and civil liberties of every single American.

If you think you're unaffected, you are sorely mistaken.

They are the enemy within.
They murdered her and then they called her a “fucking bitch.”
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.

They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.

Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
She has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Fair enough
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The show had great ratings when they moved it! There was no reason to want to cancel!
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Related: I will forever be pissed at ABC for prematurely canceling Happy Endings because they were too daft to realize that the drop in ratings was the result of *them moving the show to a shitty time slot*
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Weird how all the people who tried to get everyone fired for saying anything about Charlie Kirk's murder that wasn't donning sackcloth and smearing ashes on their head have suddenly revisited their opposition to celebrating a murder, isn't it?
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Iconic.
January 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
except in the real usage, obv
January 8, 2026 at 6:56 PM
- any number of GOP elected officials
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I guess there's partial credit in the good way and bad way. Today you are on the side of good.
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Pleats or no pleats?
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
What's with straight people all of a sudden discovering the word "twink" and using it in baffling ways that make no sense?

Stick to cargo pants. Leave twinks to us.
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
These people do not deserve your grace, nor a place in decent society. You don't need political power or legal authority to impose accountability.

Make them unwelcome.
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by Ari Cohn
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Reposted by Ari Cohn
Crusaders pushing social media censorship and banning teens online are admitting that “mental health” is a coverup for suppressing dissent and young people’s progressive politics.
Authorities are recasting young people’s concerns about climate change, Gaza, social justice, family crises, etc., as "mental illness"
Crusaders pushing social media censorship and banning teens online are admitting that “mental health” is a coverup for suppressing dissent and young people’s progressive politics.
mikemales.substack.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I got what you were going for, I think it was pretty clear
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 AM
The one without any humans
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM