Ari Cohn
banner
aricohn.com
Ari Cohn
@aricohn.com
First Amendment & defamation lawyer.

Lead Counsel for Tech Policy @thefireorg.bsky.social
Past: Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom.org

Illini/music junkie/oofnik.

“A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.”

Posts are my own.

https://linktr.ee/aricohn
You're not wrong, to be clear
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
let me have this one good joke plz
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Flaming Lips definitely do it right
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
(Not to diminish those that are artistically innovating in this space, because some certainly are)
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I feel like staging today feels evolved less conceptually and more in terms of raw power and screens.

If the artistry of Floyd's staging has evolved at the same pace as technological capacity, I can't even imagine what we'd be looking at today.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I feel like maybe you aren't paying enough attention
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Well let me know when you do, because that's the entire thing this is about.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Knowing why I'm mad at myself doesn't count
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Going to remove myself from this thread now, though
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If he's continuing to complain that I decided I didn't care to deal with his disingenuity, that's certainly a choice. I don't think he's a person with whom conversation has any further point. He should move on.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You'd be surprised...
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"oh so we shouldn't do something because maybe someone will use it against us in the future?"

YES.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
And I'm not asking anyone to agree with me! Just maybe think for a second that there's a reason for my position that isn't "wants trans kids to die."
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Like HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT EVERYTHING AROUND YOU and not realize this
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Is this guy, who came in and confident assertions without having done minimal reading, clearly looking only to confirm his own priors, still whinging about the fact that I won't talk to him because I don't think he's interested in a good faith conversation?@
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"You want trans kids to die" is not an argument. I can't help you if you can't understand that that's what this is about.

Enjoy your Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Last night someone was like "history is irrelevant, tell me how banning misgendering could possibly be weaponizrd against us"

I said ok, TX says trans people don't exist and referring to students by anything other than sex assigned at birth is discriminatory harassment.

Wasn't good enough for em 🤷
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Your desire to not understand is not something that I can remedy
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You're just failing to read
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I literally said in that thread, if you bothered to read it which you may not have, that I don't ask her to agree with me.

I just want her to not say maliciously false things like that I *want* more dead trans kids.

Go back and read the posts again
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
They have reliably informed me that those things are only hypotheticals so they don't matter because it's more important to Do Something.

Seemingly unaware of the long history of those things coming to pass, and the fact that once they do it's already too late by their own deed.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM