Tabula Rojo
@tabularojo.bsky.social
Pop Culture Enthusiast Socialist Spaceboy 35 he/him
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Spoiler alert: Elon Musk will not build a colony or an outpost or so much as an outdoor toilet on the Moon. Not in ten years. Not in twenty years. Not ever. When your dipshit friend or relative expresses excitement over his announcement, just change the subject. There's no point. It's a cult.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Spoiler alert: Elon Musk will not build a colony or an outpost or so much as an outdoor toilet on the Moon. Not in ten years. Not in twenty years. Not ever. When your dipshit friend or relative expresses excitement over his announcement, just change the subject. There's no point. It's a cult.
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breaking: we've stolen the future from our children to finance our 7th houses, yet they still go on eating and drinking
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
breaking: we've stolen the future from our children to finance our 7th houses, yet they still go on eating and drinking
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"Some of this new garden seed looks a little strange this year."
📸 deBuhr"s Feed and Seed
📸 deBuhr"s Feed and Seed
February 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"Some of this new garden seed looks a little strange this year."
📸 deBuhr"s Feed and Seed
📸 deBuhr"s Feed and Seed
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99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär
Dabei war'n dort am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär
Dabei war'n dort am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
Four Mexican Cartel ‘Drones’ Near El Paso Airspace Were Actually Party Balloons
Mexican Cartel 'Drones' Near El Paso Airspace Were Actually Party Balloons: Report
FAA initially ordered the closure of airspace over El Paso for 10 days before backtracking.
gizmodo.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär
Dabei war'n dort am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär
Dabei war'n dort am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
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If there are any survivors of sexual assault out there, don’t worry, Pam Bondi wants you to know the stock market is doing GREAT!
February 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
If there are any survivors of sexual assault out there, don’t worry, Pam Bondi wants you to know the stock market is doing GREAT!
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You deserve access to abortion care if you are pregnant and do not want to be. Full stop.
Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough.
Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.
Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough.
Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.
You don’t need a traumatic or tragic story to deserve abortion care.
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
You deserve access to abortion care if you are pregnant and do not want to be. Full stop.
Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough.
Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.
Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough.
Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.
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A new comic reveals Jar Jar Binks’ key role in the rise of the Rebellion.
Learn more here: theholofiles.com/2026/02/11/j...
Learn more here: theholofiles.com/2026/02/11/j...
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A new comic reveals Jar Jar Binks’ key role in the rise of the Rebellion.
Learn more here: theholofiles.com/2026/02/11/j...
Learn more here: theholofiles.com/2026/02/11/j...
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Another child sexual predator that would be in prison and unable to molest children if not for the GOP.
America is ruled by child sexual predators and it will continue to be until we rethink our relationships to power.
America is ruled by child sexual predators and it will continue to be until we rethink our relationships to power.
Andrew Paul Johnson, a Florida handyman who received a pardon from Donald Trump for storming the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, has been convicted of multiple state charges of child molestation and exposing himself to children.
How very on brand for MAGA.
How very on brand for MAGA.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Another child sexual predator that would be in prison and unable to molest children if not for the GOP.
America is ruled by child sexual predators and it will continue to be until we rethink our relationships to power.
America is ruled by child sexual predators and it will continue to be until we rethink our relationships to power.
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Democracy dies in billionaire hands.
https://www.avclub.com/melania-budget-paid-every-fired-washington-post-journalist-salary-three-times
https://www.avclub.com/melania-budget-paid-every-fired-washington-post-journalist-salary-three-times
Melania's budget could've paid the salaries of every fired Washington Post employee, three times over
An incomplete breakdown of Jeff Bezos' financial priorities, weighing one piece of propaganda (Melania) against 300 jour
www.avclub.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Democracy dies in billionaire hands.
https://www.avclub.com/melania-budget-paid-every-fired-washington-post-journalist-salary-three-times
https://www.avclub.com/melania-budget-paid-every-fired-washington-post-journalist-salary-three-times
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The sadness of the Republican mindset really jumps out when it expresses itself like “God, I would hate it if I saw some guys going to town on didgeridoos.” So much of it comes down to this deep anxiety about understanding something imperfectly, a baseline of fear in the face of any experience
Both these options sound objectively amazing, why do racists keep assuming everyone's racist?
February 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The sadness of the Republican mindset really jumps out when it expresses itself like “God, I would hate it if I saw some guys going to town on didgeridoos.” So much of it comes down to this deep anxiety about understanding something imperfectly, a baseline of fear in the face of any experience
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
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idk, the number of ai 'fat person breaking glass pool/bridge’ videos doesn't really suggest it's a tool releasing the pent-up imaginations of people previously locked out of the creative world
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
idk, the number of ai 'fat person breaking glass pool/bridge’ videos doesn't really suggest it's a tool releasing the pent-up imaginations of people previously locked out of the creative world
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This one's the sexy Valentine's Day special, all about robots in love. Examples here are by Philippe Caza, Thomas Warkentin, Josh Kirby, and Jack Kirby (no relation).
This one's the sexy Valentine's Day special, all about robots in love. Examples here are by Philippe Caza, Thomas Warkentin, Josh Kirby, and Jack Kirby (no relation).
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Last chance to sign up for my art blog newsletter before the next issue's out tomorrow! 70s-sci-fi-art.ghost.io
This one's the sexy Valentine's Day special, all about robots in love. Examples here are by Philippe Caza, Thomas Warkentin, Josh Kirby, and Jack Kirby (no relation).
This one's the sexy Valentine's Day special, all about robots in love. Examples here are by Philippe Caza, Thomas Warkentin, Josh Kirby, and Jack Kirby (no relation).
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RIP Robert Tinney (November 22, 1947 – February 1, 2026), the artist famous for his playful covers for Byte magazine, a hobbist magazine that ushered in the microcomputing age from the mid-70s through the 90s. I'm honored to have included his work in my own art collection.
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
RIP Robert Tinney (November 22, 1947 – February 1, 2026), the artist famous for his playful covers for Byte magazine, a hobbist magazine that ushered in the microcomputing age from the mid-70s through the 90s. I'm honored to have included his work in my own art collection.
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“Coca-Cola to stop making Coca-Cola”
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
“Coca-Cola to stop making Coca-Cola”
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Jay & Bob meet Dawson and the american Pie kid
YouTube video by SnapB4cK
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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With alt text, because everyone should know what a manipulative piece of shit she is.
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
With alt text, because everyone should know what a manipulative piece of shit she is.
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These are great ideas!
It didn't occur to me until now that The Hu would also be incredible.
There'd be like horses running around on the field and eagles flying down from the stands and stuff. That'd be amazing!
It didn't occur to me until now that The Hu would also be incredible.
There'd be like horses running around on the field and eagles flying down from the stands and stuff. That'd be amazing!
Both these options sound objectively amazing, why do racists keep assuming everyone's racist?
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
These are great ideas!
It didn't occur to me until now that The Hu would also be incredible.
There'd be like horses running around on the field and eagles flying down from the stands and stuff. That'd be amazing!
It didn't occur to me until now that The Hu would also be incredible.
There'd be like horses running around on the field and eagles flying down from the stands and stuff. That'd be amazing!
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Oh hey, I know the solution for this one
*looks at the Trump administration*
Found the 30 to 50 feral hogs
Found the 30 to 50 feral hogs
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Oh hey, I know the solution for this one
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That cross should be burning her skin.
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
That cross should be burning her skin.