gav a nice time this autumn
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gavinmit.bsky.social
'i have decarbonised by home with the money i made from flying the big CO2 machine 😌'
gavinmit.bsky.social
probably not DIRECTLY put thousands of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere, so jot that down
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gavinmit.bsky.social
good job on the 100% tho

freakin' sweet!
gavinmit.bsky.social
ahahaha. well in that case you will probably love marilyn monroe riding a flying thomas the tank engine into battle against the white walkers lol
gavinmit.bsky.social
they've basically invented shitty video game mods for films that people think sound brilliant, install, then realise are pointless shite
gavinmit.bsky.social
blasting everyone with the memories marked 'primary school' here
gavinmit.bsky.social
i could get american citizenship but it would still be weird to start walking around saying 'howdy, y'all!' like the accent was included
gavinmit.bsky.social
people think sizes like F and G must be like halloween pumpkins because of this instead of quite normal boobs
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heyheygillian.bsky.social
The real breast scandal in British politics is David Davis promoting the outdated idea that DD is a huge bra size and not actually relatively small when correctly measured.

I hope Polanski decries the outdated +4 measuring policy that has crippled our nation's lower backs for far too long
David Davis with two women wearing pink T-shirts reading 'it's DD for me'. What a fucking naff time it was
gavinmit.bsky.social
dae ye no love people putting oan yer national identity like a cheap gift shop kilt, hen?
gavinmit.bsky.social
yeah, i have a few niggling injuries myself at the moment so trying to give them a proper rest but it's annoying feeling like any fitness you've built up is just slipping away
gavinmit.bsky.social
weeyyyy, he goes like the tasmanian devil now
gavinmit.bsky.social
does anyone even want a slightly higher res than what they're getting now? my returns, they are diminishing!
gavinmit.bsky.social
if i've heard you sound like you're on the good life i am not going to believe the auf wiedersehen pet credentials, sorry lol
gavinmit.bsky.social
so funny hearing people who ordinarily have a nondescript middle england speaking voice performatively using a regional accent all of a sudden when they want to sound tough or authentic or whatever. especially when they type the accent 💀
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."
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youreacuntmate.bsky.social
Interesting point on the language being used today. Israeli: hostage. Palestinian: prisoner.
2 thousand people, including women and children.