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at different times:
haxx0r in cDc
PhD in using people for ML and vice versa
"theory of mind for autonomous cars" startup guy would you believe, went kablooie
at present: newsletter -- buttondown.email/apperceptive

&c music, politics, nonsense
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This seems like a good idea, really. So! "Tweety Fish" is my (auld) hacker handle; I am in the Cult of the Dead Cow. I have a PhD in vision science, I apply it to machine learning. I had a startup trying to make autonomous cars less bad for pedestrians (didn't work; they're bad) but now am free.
There's been an avalanche of new sign ups, so it's time for reintroductions.

Hi. I'm Andrew. I am a deep-sea ecologist and conservation technologist. My work orbits around how humans use and misuse technology to explore, exploit, protect, and plunder the hardest to reach places on the planet.
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
not to be all "oh yeah well what about the OTHER awesome old timey-sounding '70s canadian shipwreck folk song" but if you pay attention to the lyrics of "The Mary Ellen Carter" it is surprisingly detailed and precise about marine insurance underwriting and drysuit salvage operations
Ok I had no idea the Edmund Fitzgerald was a contemporary thing for the song, this is like his Toby Keith 9/11 song but about transporting taconite pellets
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 2h
Twenty-nine sailors drowned when the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the Great Lakes' icy waters on Nov. 10, 1975. The ship was immortalized in a surprise hit 1976 folk ballad by Gordon Lightfoot.
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I should make my sister-in-law put her store on here but until then if you are into board games or LARP supplies and can make it to North Hollywood you should absolutely stop in
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
look what Brendel summoned into existence smdh
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
this man show sequel is really going some interesting directions, I like how they're exploring the logical consequences of the worldbuilding
They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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“This is a response to something entirely unrelated”
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Found the holy grail in Maine
August 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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In my old town the GOP had run basically without serious challenge for decades. A bunch of us "millennials" joined the local Dem party and basically asked to help.

We were running it in a year. Within 4 years we had a majority of town seats flipped Dem. A FAR more progressive Dem than old party
“Rather than taking over the Democratic Party the same way the right took over the Republican Party, we should take the easier route and just start up a new party ourselves!”

I’m about to fill my pockets with stones and walk into the sea.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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stan rogers' shipwreck song was so inspiring it saved a man's life in an actual shipwreck, hard to beat that
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hello, you might be wondering what this is in reference to. Congratulations! You might not be Too Online! Here at Bafflingly Clumsy Callbacks, we walk you through the necessary backstory to understand Nate Silver's attempted burn, while our custom restraint system keeps you from diving out a window
who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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The way the unionized Pittsburgh Post Gazette workers held out for THREE YEARS until they got what they deserved is exactly what organized resistance should be.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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My fellow Americans, I alone have the courage to fund the development of giant robots to defeat Glonzo and restore our precious power.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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an occasional reminder that while JStreet and AIPAC are both lobbying groups for Israel they are not the same and in fact fucking hate each other
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Once again have to give props to Mina Kimes for having a nice football scene on here simply by going up to people she knows and being like “hey join Bluesky you jerk!” It really is sometimes as simple as that.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Charli’s team-up with the Music For A New Society hitmaker will surely cement her megastar status
John Cale has made a record with someone who wasn't even born when he made Songs For Drella, which for most artists would count as a late-career recording, but for him... long may he roll, is what I'm saying.

youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA?...
Charli xcx - House featuring John Cale (Official Video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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there was an incredibly stark change at my job between 2023 and 2025. just absolutely day and night.
i dont think there’s ever been a point where corporate america has had a sincere sense of morality but it is probably a sign of the times that the culture at most major firms does not even pretend to encourage ethical behavior anymore. the transformation is really stark in tech.
i honestly do not know what major company in america isnt involved in some ghastly shit at this point? i just would not *do* the ghastly shit yourself.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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at one point in his life, Andreesen invented the graphical browser. Ever since then, he has done his level best to make sure that rather than this, his obituary will read "That Shitco Guy".
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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primaries next yr are gonna be bonkers
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Also to be clear: I do not respect the Senators who voted yes tonight, and their careers in public service should end. They do not understand the stakes of this moment and continue to treat the GOP like a partner in dealmaking and not a fascist threat to the country.
I've made my position very clear tonight that I think the healthcare fight is too important to leave to a "maybe" future vote but this is absolutely right.

And it's why blame MUST be placed first and foremost on the GOP and their merciless hostage-taking.
From a political point of view, I don't think the Dem management of the shutdown endgame has been good, but it is worth remembering there are real costs (RIP my mentions).
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Angry as I am with Hassan, Shaheen, et al., the GOP is trying to deny SNAP payments to recipients and to block states' efforts to pay them. They are literally determined to starve the people they see as undeserving.
I've made my position very clear tonight that I think the healthcare fight is too important to leave to a "maybe" future vote but this is absolutely right.

And it's why blame MUST be placed first and foremost on the GOP and their merciless hostage-taking.
From a political point of view, I don't think the Dem management of the shutdown endgame has been good, but it is worth remembering there are real costs (RIP my mentions).
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I’m not gonna bump it every time someone does a tush push but ok maybe a few times
here's the first video on the new channel, it's about the team that ACTUALLY invented the Tush Push years before the Eagles, so you can appropriately thank them or yell at them depending on whether you think the Tush Push is good (correct) or bad (wrong)
Meet the Team Who REALLY Invented the Tush Push
YouTube video by Sports! with Rodger Sherman
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM