Saisons
@saisons.bsky.social
maker|datageek|cyberdruid|CEO of anonymous, on tuesdays
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NYer formerly of Birmingham, UK
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Saisons
@saisons.bsky.social
· Aug 23
Maybe stop demanding we pass impurity tests every four years to see just what bare minimum approaching human rights we will accept from our corporate masters. "if elected, we'll reduce the number of babies fed to the baby grinding machine by 40%" ass ghouls.
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Definitely leave your fly down so your dick can breathe.
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Definitely leave your fly down so your dick can breathe.
Patriot Front are the "couldn't/wouldn't join the military and want to cosplay fascism" people that liberal Dems want you to believe ICE are.
If I see one more fucking post that Patriot Fromt is fucking ICE im going to fucking scream. They arent fucking ICE. They are a cult that wants life to go back to the European settlers and worships gay men like Rousseau. I was with one of these fuckers. They arent ICE
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Patriot Front are the "couldn't/wouldn't join the military and want to cosplay fascism" people that liberal Dems want you to believe ICE are.
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He’s not insane, not stuck in a parallel universe, he’s a smug fucking liar who is friends with Trump and thinks this is all funny.
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
He’s not insane, not stuck in a parallel universe, he’s a smug fucking liar who is friends with Trump and thinks this is all funny.
One major issue that majority white churches have to figure out whether they want to be visibly on the side of the oppressor in this moment. We don't need churches who employ ICE agents as pastors.
One asymmetric info issue that Dems have to figure a way to handle is that religious Christians are going to hear a lot more about this than the priest who got shot in the face by ICE with pepper balls
Per AAG Harmeet Dhillon’s X page, the DOJ is now investigating this protest.
This may frustrate the Trump admin’s religious critics, as the DOJ doesn’t appear to have investigated (at least publicly) any of the incidents where clergy have been shot w/pepper balls/tear gas/etc. by DHS agents.
This may frustrate the Trump admin’s religious critics, as the DOJ doesn’t appear to have investigated (at least publicly) any of the incidents where clergy have been shot w/pepper balls/tear gas/etc. by DHS agents.
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
One major issue that majority white churches have to figure out whether they want to be visibly on the side of the oppressor in this moment. We don't need churches who employ ICE agents as pastors.
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Thanks to everybody who’s reached out about the urgent need for an eviction moratorium so that those who can’t work during the federal occupation aren’t at risk of losing their homes. I agree with you completely, and we’ll be introducing a resolution this week calling on the governor to act.
City of Saint Paul - File #: RES 26-121
Title: Calling on Governor Walz to pass an eviction moratorium through Executive Order to support Saint Paul in keeping families in their homes, and further protect them from ICE.
stpaul.legistar.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Thanks to everybody who’s reached out about the urgent need for an eviction moratorium so that those who can’t work during the federal occupation aren’t at risk of losing their homes. I agree with you completely, and we’ll be introducing a resolution this week calling on the governor to act.
J.R.R. Tolkien's grave, with offerings.
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
J.R.R. Tolkien's grave, with offerings.
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Wanna know something? Right before migrants get loaded onto an ICE removal flight, they return their gray jumpsuit and get deported in whatever they were wearing when captured. Have heard from many migrants that the planes are freezing and some shackled people are in summer tank tops and flip flops.
Hmong man detained by ICE today in St. Paul, Minnesota.
(Photo via Reuters)
(Photo via Reuters)
January 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Wanna know something? Right before migrants get loaded onto an ICE removal flight, they return their gray jumpsuit and get deported in whatever they were wearing when captured. Have heard from many migrants that the planes are freezing and some shackled people are in summer tank tops and flip flops.
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C.S. Lewis Black, is that anything
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 AM
C.S. Lewis Black, is that anything
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this misunderstanding literally goes back to Reagan! kind of adorable to see it in 2026
January 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
this misunderstanding literally goes back to Reagan! kind of adorable to see it in 2026
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Jake Lang was looking for trouble in Minneapolis and he found it.
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Jake Lang was looking for trouble in Minneapolis and he found it.
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Centrists are already like “okay but if Scarthorax Lord of the Roaches was the democratic nominee would you vote for him?” and the midterms haven’t even happened yet.
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Centrists are already like “okay but if Scarthorax Lord of the Roaches was the democratic nominee would you vote for him?” and the midterms haven’t even happened yet.
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Fantasy wood elves should have Appalachian Accents. I want angry hillbilly wood elves. Git out our holler ya sumbitch or we'll fill yer backside with so many arrows you'll look like you got a porcupine for a sit-upon
August 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Fantasy wood elves should have Appalachian Accents. I want angry hillbilly wood elves. Git out our holler ya sumbitch or we'll fill yer backside with so many arrows you'll look like you got a porcupine for a sit-upon
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you probably shouldn't come to MN right now, but if you must, here's some advice I just gave a friend:
DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH THESE TEMPS. any exposed flesh will get frostbite in minutes.
you have not felt cold like this before. you do not know what to expect, and your clothes are inadequate. 🧵
DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH THESE TEMPS. any exposed flesh will get frostbite in minutes.
you have not felt cold like this before. you do not know what to expect, and your clothes are inadequate. 🧵
Hi. MN getting a lot of attention right now.
Do NOT underestimate weather’s potential to absolutely BREAK people here, especially new-to-towners.
When it snows hard, drops to way below zero, everything frozen, it can make you stop functioning. Horrify and immobilize you. Changes EVERYTHING.
Do NOT underestimate weather’s potential to absolutely BREAK people here, especially new-to-towners.
When it snows hard, drops to way below zero, everything frozen, it can make you stop functioning. Horrify and immobilize you. Changes EVERYTHING.
As of late morning, snow was falling in the Red River Valley with northerly winds gusting to more than 40 mph. Weather stations were reporting near-zero visibility at times.
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
you probably shouldn't come to MN right now, but if you must, here's some advice I just gave a friend:
DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH THESE TEMPS. any exposed flesh will get frostbite in minutes.
you have not felt cold like this before. you do not know what to expect, and your clothes are inadequate. 🧵
DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH THESE TEMPS. any exposed flesh will get frostbite in minutes.
you have not felt cold like this before. you do not know what to expect, and your clothes are inadequate. 🧵
Whistles have long had a place in direct action, both as signal and to drown out fash during counter actions. If you fail to acknowledge this, you're automatically sus.
If folks in your community won’t hear a whistle and come running or are traumatized/negatively impacted by the sound of whistles, then don’t use them! If folks in your community are like “this makes sense for us,” then use them!
If you’re not actively doing community defense, then shut the fuck up!
If you’re not actively doing community defense, then shut the fuck up!
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Whistles have long had a place in direct action, both as signal and to drown out fash during counter actions. If you fail to acknowledge this, you're automatically sus.
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Holy shit. Simon Rosenberg, the longtime Dem lobbyist for Silicon Valley, has been trying to edit his own Wikipedia page under the user handle SimonWDC. Specifically, on March 13, 2025, he tried to delete this politically damaging paragraph from his biography:
April 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Holy shit. Simon Rosenberg, the longtime Dem lobbyist for Silicon Valley, has been trying to edit his own Wikipedia page under the user handle SimonWDC. Specifically, on March 13, 2025, he tried to delete this politically damaging paragraph from his biography:
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I'm just curious here: are you by chance editing your own Wikipedia entry under the user handle SimonWDC? If you are, I just want to let you know that it's not at all ethical. I know that ethical norms are very different for Silicon Valley lobbyists—but not cool!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
Wikipedia:Conflict of interest - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
April 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm just curious here: are you by chance editing your own Wikipedia entry under the user handle SimonWDC? If you are, I just want to let you know that it's not at all ethical. I know that ethical norms are very different for Silicon Valley lobbyists—but not cool!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
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I asked Simon Rosenberg if these were his edits, and he very quickly blocked me. bsky.app/profile/inep...
I'm just curious here: are you by chance editing your own Wikipedia entry under the user handle SimonWDC? If you are, I just want to let you know that it's not at all ethical. I know that ethical norms are very different for Silicon Valley lobbyists—but not cool!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
Wikipedia:Conflict of interest - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
April 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I asked Simon Rosenberg if these were his edits, and he very quickly blocked me. bsky.app/profile/inep...
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Stop them before they kill again!
crimethinc.com/posters/stop...
A poster responding to the murder of Renee Good, calling on all people of good conscience to stand up to ICE and their campaign of kidnapping and murder.
Please print these out and paste them up in your community.
crimethinc.com/posters/stop...
A poster responding to the murder of Renee Good, calling on all people of good conscience to stand up to ICE and their campaign of kidnapping and murder.
Please print these out and paste them up in your community.
January 19, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Stop them before they kill again!
crimethinc.com/posters/stop...
A poster responding to the murder of Renee Good, calling on all people of good conscience to stand up to ICE and their campaign of kidnapping and murder.
Please print these out and paste them up in your community.
crimethinc.com/posters/stop...
A poster responding to the murder of Renee Good, calling on all people of good conscience to stand up to ICE and their campaign of kidnapping and murder.
Please print these out and paste them up in your community.
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time to bring her back, hook this up to an amp in the bed of a truck cruising the twin cities
gotta get somebody with a bullhorn out to the parking lot behind the warehouse to be the hanoi hannah of the los angeles regional mail sorting facility
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
time to bring her back, hook this up to an amp in the bed of a truck cruising the twin cities
Wondering what zoomer will fulfill the role of Master Sergeant John C Woods when this is all over.
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Wondering what zoomer will fulfill the role of Master Sergeant John C Woods when this is all over.
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Imagine the kind of pastor that runs an ICE field office. What do you think he was like in high school? Lock in your answer. Now look. You were right weren't you?
January 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Imagine the kind of pastor that runs an ICE field office. What do you think he was like in high school? Lock in your answer. Now look. You were right weren't you?
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they should make a horror movie where a guy accidentally gets into a machine with a fly, and the movie follows the fly as he slowly becomes human and is forced by the hand of capital to get a job, crying when he can't remember the last time he rubbed his hands together while standing on a windowsill
October 16, 2024 at 3:32 PM
they should make a horror movie where a guy accidentally gets into a machine with a fly, and the movie follows the fly as he slowly becomes human and is forced by the hand of capital to get a job, crying when he can't remember the last time he rubbed his hands together while standing on a windowsill
Seconded. As a teen I got our family kicked out of the local Baptist church.
i don't think I've ever met a Southern Baptist who hasn't been awful
Activists interrupted the service of a Southern Baptist church in St. Paul, MN, today to protest that one of the pastors is the acting director of the nearby ICE field office:
publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/protesters...
publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/protesters...
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Seconded. As a teen I got our family kicked out of the local Baptist church.