Rose
rosearethusa.bsky.social
Rose
@rosearethusa.bsky.social
Seattle witchy plants and books and nonsense
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If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
ICE Out - Fundraising Nail Polish
**Shipping Update** Shipping will continue once more ingredients have arrived for this polish. Orders should go out in about 2 weeks. Ice Out is a blurple based polish with a blue/aqua shift and pink ...
www.atomicpolish.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Be the bitch they accuse you of being. (if you’re “selfish and lazy and don’t do anything”, don’t try harder to disprove it, glory in your lazy selfish not doing anything-ness.)
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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yesterday I wore a sweater that was older than DHS

écrasez l’infâme
I can remember when W announced the creation of the Department of Homeland Security.

I can remember a world before DHS, and I want to see a world after DHS.
Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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10/10 no notes
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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This reminds of a quote I saw online, that the reason ADHD appeared to disappear in adulthood is that men outsourced their executive function issues to their secretaries and wives, and ouch
(and ADHD women were either undiagnosed or burnt out by trying to compensate without support)
There are a lot of men out there who do not see any of the logistics happening around them and they're like "wait, where the fuck did these hand warmers come from?"

Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.
January 26, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Just so we're clear, and so a tiny handful of wankers online don't create the wrong impression, the vast majority of your European friends are incredibly impressed by Minnesotans' courage against both the ice and ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Look at what’s happening in the States. Nobody should be sending football teams there in the summer. Boycotts really should be happening.
January 24, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny

also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Seeing the NYT switch to active voice feels like watching a seal holding back the apocalypse crack
years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose
January 24, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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arthropodcasts
It's weird that bugs have antennae because what do they need to listen to the radio for
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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I have friends everywhere
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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Just done this and both my adult and child selves are delighted
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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we got the cats a scratcher that looks like a laptop and it was worth it for this picture alone
January 22, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
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think it's nice that all handbag manufacturers got together one day and collectively agreed that women only ever leave the house needing to carry either one single cigarette or an entire human man, it absolutely chimes in with how I live my life day-to-day
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM