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highly recommend the dill pickle flamin hot cheetos. i don’t even really like dill pickles like that, but these are pretty good!
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
diamond dave’s had the most delicious salsa. so peppery and spicy. we used to go there on friday nights when i was a kid.
Sunday night timeline cleanse

please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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This is Minnie who should be called ‘Miss Chiff’
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.

He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i want to be killed by the hi-chew factory
Hi-Chew factory.
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
hi merida!! torbies are so cute, too!
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
there are so many torties on bluesky! hello, fellow torties! this is aurelia
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
hearing from sources that people in minneapolis are dropping pianos on ice agents and then the ice agents’ teeth become piano keys
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
andor is the best star wars we’ve ever gotten, and kathleen kennedy is responsible for it, so thank you, kathleen kennedy
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
in 2016 i lived in an illegal basement apartment that didn’t have heat so i would say 2026 is better
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
he pets me
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
ice funding is just wasteful as hell
Koh: Trump has now spent $30 billion from the last bill for 10,000 more I.C.E. Agents that are going to be on the streets. That $30 billion would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all co-pays for prescription drugs for people from a year, and eliminate all medical debt.
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
10:14 pm but i want a diet coke hmmmmm
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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A strongly worded letter to Palpatine after he executes Order 66
Chuck Schumer sends letter about NSPM-7 to Attorney General Pam Bondi
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?
How about we not get into a fight with Scandinavian soldiers in a frozen landscape. Foreign invaders trying that while going "we're bigger than you, back down" has a bad record.
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
i’m so sick of these nazi fucks
Popularized in neo-Nazi spaces, the track features lines about reclaiming “our home” by “blood or sweat,” language often used in white nationalist calls for race war. interc.pt/45dH4W2
January 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
can’t push on when god cancels you tho
January 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
guess we’re going to have to add “don’t sell the phone of someone you detained to a vending machine” to the manual, boys
Yes, immigration agents not only took Arnoldo's phone, the 10th grader had to use Find My Phone to locate it — in a vending machine for used electronics, close to an ICE detention center.

Read the full story here:
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
even the deadliest americans are surviving cancer
For the first time, the five-year survival rate for all cancers has reached 70 percent, according to a new report, a trend that reflects the effectiveness of early prevention and detection strategies, and advancements in treatment and care, experts say. https://wapo.st/45T6Zm3
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
we watched the new naked gun movie and ben says, “it’s like they made this movie for you,” and i was like… where do you think i originally got my sense of humor from
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
your honor, i love him
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Speaker Menin says a City Council staffer legally authorized to work in the country until October was detained during a federal immigration check-in on Long Island earlier today
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM