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Hugh Keogh
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Honest squalor
Well that's that for humanity, we had a good innings
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Stir halfway through AND leave it to stand for a minute?
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"Mr Gullis...is currently the mayor of Kidsgrove."

OH MY GOD REFORM HAVE TAKEN KIDSGROVE
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The temporary traffic lights on my road have seized up, permanent red all round, continuous beeping & rage
a bald man in a blue and white shirt is smiling with the word delightful above him .
ALT: a bald man in a blue and white shirt is smiling with the word delightful above him .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Planning to use the 'Report Phishing' button for every attempt to engage me electronically between now and Christmas eve.
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This makes me irrationally angry. Yes, Daddy Pig partially knocked down their house while trying to put up a picture but who hasn't? Fucks sake Gandy give the big guy a break
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Sky showing an item about a footballer trying to help other players with problematic gambling. Every fucking Sky football programme today will be funded by gambling adverts. They don't give a shit
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Time we were having a lovely beer and all that jazz
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
'Am I doing Black Friday?'
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Coming up on Love It Or List It, Kirsty will drive a JCB through Jocasta & Monty's new kitchen while Phil writes 'paedo' on the garage door
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A prehistoric 'car' that appears to require the driver to operate it by running, badly damaged by a giant rack of ribs
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This bullshit, Diamond Lights is unforgivable
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thanksgiving chat stalks my socials like a medieval plague. 99% of it slides past me but the idea that pies are, by default, sweet rather than savoury is anathema, it cannot be unchallenged.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Reposted by Hugh Keogh
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Food idea: savoury bananas. Cheese & onion, cheese & bacon or cheese. Fuck me I'm onto something here. Stand by.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Tuesday
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Fig (1) tastes exactly like fig (2). And I miss fig (2) so that's good.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Having enjoyed Andor I would like to see a Hi-de-Hi prequel telling the wartime adventures of Ted Bovis, Fred Quilley, Yvonne & Barry Stuart-Hargreaves & Mr Partridge. All gritty & full of peril.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Possible alternative/improvement
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A movie (ok, TV play) that takes place where you’re from.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Doomwatch (the film) on a channel called Together. Ian Bannen is great in this, well he's great in everything isn't he? Shame the original TV series was mostly wiped.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I squatted down to pick up a shopping bag & my jeans ruptured from almost the knee up to the Kinder Surprise area. Absolutely savage behaviour from a hitherto solid trouser.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This look has never been bettered, encapsulated the randy-sailor-on-shore-leave, absolutely all bets are off, perfecto
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM