While I'm not thrilled by our imminent extinction I can't hold a grudge against this face
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
While I'm not thrilled by our imminent extinction I can't hold a grudge against this face
Well that's that for humanity, we had a good innings
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well that's that for humanity, we had a good innings
Stir halfway through AND leave it to stand for a minute?
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Stir halfway through AND leave it to stand for a minute?
"Mr Gullis...is currently the mayor of Kidsgrove."
OH MY GOD REFORM HAVE TAKEN KIDSGROVE
OH MY GOD REFORM HAVE TAKEN KIDSGROVE
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Mr Gullis...is currently the mayor of Kidsgrove."
OH MY GOD REFORM HAVE TAKEN KIDSGROVE
OH MY GOD REFORM HAVE TAKEN KIDSGROVE
This makes me irrationally angry. Yes, Daddy Pig partially knocked down their house while trying to put up a picture but who hasn't? Fucks sake Gandy give the big guy a break
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This makes me irrationally angry. Yes, Daddy Pig partially knocked down their house while trying to put up a picture but who hasn't? Fucks sake Gandy give the big guy a break
Time we were having a lovely beer and all that jazz
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Time we were having a lovely beer and all that jazz
'Am I doing Black Friday?'
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
'Am I doing Black Friday?'
Coming up on Love It Or List It, Kirsty will drive a JCB through Jocasta & Monty's new kitchen while Phil writes 'paedo' on the garage door
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Coming up on Love It Or List It, Kirsty will drive a JCB through Jocasta & Monty's new kitchen while Phil writes 'paedo' on the garage door
A prehistoric 'car' that appears to require the driver to operate it by running, badly damaged by a giant rack of ribs
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A prehistoric 'car' that appears to require the driver to operate it by running, badly damaged by a giant rack of ribs
This bullshit, Diamond Lights is unforgivable
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This bullshit, Diamond Lights is unforgivable
Fig (1) tastes exactly like fig (2). And I miss fig (2) so that's good.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Fig (1) tastes exactly like fig (2). And I miss fig (2) so that's good.
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
Possible alternative/improvement
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Possible alternative/improvement
A movie (ok, TV play) that takes place where you’re from.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
A movie (ok, TV play) that takes place where you’re from.
This look has never been bettered, encapsulated the randy-sailor-on-shore-leave, absolutely all bets are off, perfecto
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This look has never been bettered, encapsulated the randy-sailor-on-shore-leave, absolutely all bets are off, perfecto
Unexpected as in 'doesn't resemble the original planning application'?
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Unexpected as in 'doesn't resemble the original planning application'?
aka Dibnah's Nemesis. He'd have that lot down in 2 days
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
aka Dibnah's Nemesis. He'd have that lot down in 2 days
It's 10%, it's nearly 2 years past the use-by date, it's probably not a good idea but fuck it, yolo, etc.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's 10%, it's nearly 2 years past the use-by date, it's probably not a good idea but fuck it, yolo, etc.
No. If anything the exact opposite.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
No. If anything the exact opposite.
If they mean 'kettle' then this is too expensive
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If they mean 'kettle' then this is too expensive
*panicking*
"My name? It's er..."
*glances at nearest shop*
"My name? It's er..."
*glances at nearest shop*
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
*panicking*
"My name? It's er..."
*glances at nearest shop*
"My name? It's er..."
*glances at nearest shop*