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"They're making D&D an MMO" is old enough to run for congress
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'ello folks - I'm Greg from Michigan.
Eldritch Millennial IT Consultant, former professional ninja.
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Posts here are usually about gaming(all), cosplay, UX, game design, & occasionally work.

Mostly reskeets because other people are smarter, or more informed, or more eloquent than I am.

The best self-defense is to a build a word that doesn't suck (Just & Verdant is the Professional phrasing).
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remember when your political career could be derailed by making a weird noise in a speech en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_sc...
Dean scream - Wikipedia
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November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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No word yet on hieroglyphic murals from a geologically impossible stratum
Chinese researchers reveal unexplored section of mysterious Arctic Ocean ridge
Oceanographers hope to find otherworldly ecosystems at hydrothermal vents on the seafloor.
www.nature.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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My heroes are all dead and my enemies are fucking morons
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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These all have really solid voice work. Great choice of something to listen to.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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It didn’t go far enough. It never went far enough.
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.

So much work remains to be done.
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."

child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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the key error was letting Boebert sit in those leather chairs they've got in the situation room- in theater seating there's no way she'll release her grip
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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"The spectacle journalist is disinterested in what the action says. They only care about action for action’s sake."

#movies

medium.com/theuglymonst...
‘Civil War’ and Spectacle Journalism
‘Civil War’ is disinterested in the truth. It only cares about spectacle.
medium.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Hell. Fucking. Yes. Get the motherfuckers, AOC!
AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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They got rid of the public editor saying that social media would hold them accountable instead. So, uh, hey @nytimes.com... 'sup?
Stop me if you've heard this before:

If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???

They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Did the drunk scotus guy's lawyers take advice from steve bannon during his confirmation hearings, advice that came from jeff?
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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This country is so damn broken.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Sale starts on Friday!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHPf...
10th Annual Hollandays Sale: Nov 14 - 23, 2025
YouTube video by Hollandspiele
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November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Woody was a deeply formative part of my childhood. I owe a lot of how I think about storytelling and entertainment to him. But I don't think I can defend him any longer. I'll be having a talk with my kids about why we need to get rid of his dolls. We're throwing away our Woody's Roundup DVDs
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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NYT reporter in response: Nah
Jeffrey Epstein in 2015: "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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i think the way to open up space here is to think about why someone would pick him to become a vampire, and then that person was *wrong*
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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the tzimesce call them szlachta. you might think they're men, if you see them in the street. but they're not men, the tzimesce changed them into something more, and something less.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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deranged pitch for a VTM game: a game set in Austin, a city whose new upstart Prince is an ersatz Joe Rogan who has set himself up as the warlord of the regional stand-up comedy scene
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Vampire the Masqueade is when you “act locally” and Mage: the Ascension is when you “think globally” #ttrpg
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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just a friendly reminder that 99.9% of new york times employees have literally nothing to do with any of this
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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The best time to expose a network of billionaire child sex traffickers is before they hurt anyone. The second best time is the very moment you find out about it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM