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“I’m really mad so thank you for letting me vent.
Abolish ICE.
We keep us safe.”
@seandoolittle.bsky.social and other athletes opened up to us about the DHS murders and the campaign of state terror being waged in Minneapolis and beyond.
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
Abolish ICE.
We keep us safe.”
@seandoolittle.bsky.social and other athletes opened up to us about the DHS murders and the campaign of state terror being waged in Minneapolis and beyond.
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
‘Fascism is here now’: the US athletes pushing back on Trump’s America
World Series winner Sean Doolittle, Super Bowl champion Doug Baldwin and college star McKenzie Forbes have strong opinions on a troubled era
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:25 PM
“I’m really mad so thank you for letting me vent.
Abolish ICE.
We keep us safe.”
@seandoolittle.bsky.social and other athletes opened up to us about the DHS murders and the campaign of state terror being waged in Minneapolis and beyond.
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
Abolish ICE.
We keep us safe.”
@seandoolittle.bsky.social and other athletes opened up to us about the DHS murders and the campaign of state terror being waged in Minneapolis and beyond.
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
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Minnesota is the blueprint. Keep the pressure on Nationally.
January 26, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Minnesota is the blueprint. Keep the pressure on Nationally.
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![Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drfb2pdjlnsqkfgsoellcahm/bafkreiddfjrkrizv6r5szmevc7gl3bgwmcoub2i7ondb7cpnnqslhsjtvi@jpeg)
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The techbros are the ones who are horny for Greenland, reports @cjcmichel.bsky.social
newrepublic.com/article/2051...
newrepublic.com/article/2051...
The Oligarchs Pushing for Conquest in Greenland
Trump’s fixation on filching the island territory from Denmark may seem like the demented ravings of a mad king. But to a cohort of plutocrat weirdos, it makes perfect sense.
newrepublic.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The techbros are the ones who are horny for Greenland, reports @cjcmichel.bsky.social
newrepublic.com/article/2051...
newrepublic.com/article/2051...
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it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal
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What version of woke is “putting Republicans in camps” and can we skip to that please
Woke 2.0 is YIMBY density increases.
Woke 2.0 is welcoming & helpful.
Woke 2.0 is showing up to put your body on the line for justice.
Woke 2.0 is doing the deeds that actually fulfill the promises made by Woke 1.0.
Woke 2.0 is welcoming & helpful.
Woke 2.0 is showing up to put your body on the line for justice.
Woke 2.0 is doing the deeds that actually fulfill the promises made by Woke 1.0.
Woke 1: "liberals need to eat shit and move to deep red states that hate them to help balance it out"
Woke 2: "blue states have a moral obligation to build enough affordable housing to provide for ppl escaping persecution in deep red states"
Woke 2: "blue states have a moral obligation to build enough affordable housing to provide for ppl escaping persecution in deep red states"
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
What version of woke is “putting Republicans in camps” and can we skip to that please
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Is there a racist dipshit influencer gesture for "i dropped a wide open bomb in the playoffs "?
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Is there a racist dipshit influencer gesture for "i dropped a wide open bomb in the playoffs "?
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I think the contradiction at the core of liberalism is pretty well illustrated by saying that it’s time to defend democracy like our life depends on it—but to do it in a way that is perfectly orderly and respectful of the law enforcement officers assaulting it
Gov. Tim Walz references the 1st Minnesota regiment, credited with saving the Union at Gettysburg: “I think now we may be in that moment, that the nation's looking to us, to hold the line on democracy, to hold the line on decency, to hold the line on accountability...” youtube.com/shorts/DZXdZ...
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz quotes ‘1984’ in aftermath of fatal shooting of woman by ICE agent
YouTube video by MPR News
youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I think the contradiction at the core of liberalism is pretty well illustrated by saying that it’s time to defend democracy like our life depends on it—but to do it in a way that is perfectly orderly and respectful of the law enforcement officers assaulting it
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“4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea” implies 20% of people enjoy diarrhea
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
“4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea” implies 20% of people enjoy diarrhea
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
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In hindsight it was a bad idea to put a child molester with dementia in charge of everything. That’s our bad. That one’s on us
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
In hindsight it was a bad idea to put a child molester with dementia in charge of everything. That’s our bad. That one’s on us
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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one last time, for the road
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
one last time, for the road
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If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
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The Elite would never let you have a specific name for a Donyell Marshall or Vladimir Radmanovic type of dude now. Because of woke.
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The Elite would never let you have a specific name for a Donyell Marshall or Vladimir Radmanovic type of dude now. Because of woke.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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They're SO special that they should be able to destroy the Republic without overhearing any criticism.
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
They're SO special that they should be able to destroy the Republic without overhearing any criticism.
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This Philip rivers news is making me nostalgic as hell for Kissing Suzy Kolber.
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This Philip rivers news is making me nostalgic as hell for Kissing Suzy Kolber.
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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I am once again asking people to disambiguate between “stocks go down”, “the economy being bad”, and “a financial crisis occurring”, three distinct things that can happen in any combination
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I am once again asking people to disambiguate between “stocks go down”, “the economy being bad”, and “a financial crisis occurring”, three distinct things that can happen in any combination
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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Checking YTD markets:
Glorious Markets of the Republic:
S&P 500 +13%
Russell +5%
Enemies of the State:
Mexico +42%
China +34%
Canada +26%
Perpetual Stores of Value:
Gold +54%
BTC -4%
Doge -52%
Personal Showering of Love and Devotion for Dear Leader:
DJT: -69%
Trump coin: -77%
Melania con: -97%
Glorious Markets of the Republic:
S&P 500 +13%
Russell +5%
Enemies of the State:
Mexico +42%
China +34%
Canada +26%
Perpetual Stores of Value:
Gold +54%
BTC -4%
Doge -52%
Personal Showering of Love and Devotion for Dear Leader:
DJT: -69%
Trump coin: -77%
Melania con: -97%
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Checking YTD markets:
Glorious Markets of the Republic:
S&P 500 +13%
Russell +5%
Enemies of the State:
Mexico +42%
China +34%
Canada +26%
Perpetual Stores of Value:
Gold +54%
BTC -4%
Doge -52%
Personal Showering of Love and Devotion for Dear Leader:
DJT: -69%
Trump coin: -77%
Melania con: -97%
Glorious Markets of the Republic:
S&P 500 +13%
Russell +5%
Enemies of the State:
Mexico +42%
China +34%
Canada +26%
Perpetual Stores of Value:
Gold +54%
BTC -4%
Doge -52%
Personal Showering of Love and Devotion for Dear Leader:
DJT: -69%
Trump coin: -77%
Melania con: -97%