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THE Pablo Escobear
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@stabpossum/@AtabBorland on the bird app.
Pooty Poots on steam

Hillbilly expat, Tudors biscuit supremacist, jerk of all trades
Pinned
The snail destroyer
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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lol good lord
Twitter disabled Hebrew machine translation because they didn't want people to easily see how horribly genocidal israeli posts are.
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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If anything, Idiocracy was too subtle.
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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It's wild how there's a type of conservative brain that really can't conceive of the possibility anyone ended up in bad positions for reasons outside of their control, even after spending all their time talking to kids with cancer.

It's a sociological marvel.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYT5...
What Changed My Heart About Homelessness
YouTube video by Jeff Foxworthy
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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"sympathy for some of the GOP's voters but contempt for their elected and appointed leaders" is the proper position for dem electeds, and instead we get "sympathy for GOP elected and appointed leaders, but contempt for ~Dem~ voters" it's truly insane fuck all these assholes
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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The AI bubble may be about to bust.

Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.

We all need to say this very clearly:

NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!

Expropriate their asses instead.

They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.

They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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It’s funny to watch them do the Biden “the full $2000 was the friends we made along the way”
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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lol cry me a river bitch
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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you gotta draw the defensive line deep into your own territory and then wait for the winter snows to turn the roads to mud and stall their momentum. basic strategy 101 stuff
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Pound-for-pound, Shedeur Sanders is the most talented "keeps spinning backwards into 14-yard sacks" prospect the NFL has ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
13% after 16 months.

And his unpopularity has "no floor".
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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no joke he's lobbying to change the law that makes him register as an offender lol

www.christopheraldana.com/callforaction
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Jalen Ramsey is stupid.
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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A key takeaway from all this has to be "You don't have to listen to Republicans anymore." They're either perpetrators of fascism or suckers who fell for it. If you have conservative views we can consider them again in 50 years or so
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM