Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

TRI MA RAN

TRI MA RAN

TRI MA RAN

according to the intro video it’s PMC vs NATO minus Portugal, Spain, France, Italy, Slovakia, Slovenia, Hungary, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania, and Turkey. which is such a funny list of countries to all jump ship in what is implied to be a collective decision to change teams

i would not be surprised if business types, particular family business tyrants, are starting to sweat things as their cravings for ~labor discipline ~ have given way to fears of labor shortage

there is a kind of person who does not think any non-violent protest is legitimate and more often than not, they are the kind of person who will not show up to any protest, violent *or* non-violent

feels like at this point TV networks have overcorrected and are now showing too few shots of Taylor Swift watching Travis Kelce

oooh hold on I got another one

(dreadnought voice) WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY

*flamethrower activates*

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

this is what happened to Brezhnev, I think

What to call the experience of seeing 60 Minutes lay out a Laura Loomer mega tweet, in side-by-side unfolding screenshots suitable for television, just to explain how Timothy Haugh got fired from the NSA and how that has serious implications for cybersecurity

you’d only need to do find and replace for like eight names

that DC animated movie where the Suicide Squad gets sent to claim the Ticket To Heaven, but it’s all of his Large Adult Sons trying to heist the medal or statute or plaque or whatever a Nobel looks like

It is pretty funny that he seems to genuinely think he needed the Nobel to enter heaven but a bunch of Norwegian Eurocrats damned his soul to hell and gave some Venezuelan lady his ticket to the pearly gates.

dastardly antifa placed a big pie on the windowsill and the steam formed a big finger that beckoned the Guardsmen over. 15 MIA

Personally I prefer a society whose members feel some pressure to signal virtue over one where vice is continually rewarded

My “don’t worry about China, it will all be fine” shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt

every week that our demands are not met, another Jets game will be played on English soil

YOU'RE WELCOME, ENGLAND

I hate profiles of conservatives who are worried that their country is changing and would welcome profiles of liberals and leftists who are afraid of same thing from the opposite direction and treated their concerns the same kind of reflexive deference

“Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it…grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!”

^ Conan the Barbarian and also the average bsky libposter when they @ Chuck Schumer

Thinking specifically about how Arnold Schwarzenegger grew up as the son of an ex-Nazi soldier in postwar Germany and every other thing Arnold says about him is "yeah he was a miserable piece of shit and he deserved every bit of it because he and everyone like him sucked and we saw it up close 24/7"

Yeah I think people here have unrealistic expectations for like jailing all ICE agents and that’s just almost certainly not going to happen even in extremely cool zone scenarios. But they should 100% have to lie for the rest of their lives about their employment history in conversation with everyone