I wonder if after spider-man became a thing some person was like, "hey I saw that guy beat bonesaw in a cage match"

remake of TOMORROW NEVER DIES but instead of Legally Not Rupert Murdoch engineering a war for newspapers sales he’s doing it to win parlays on Kalshi

“I once exploded a glass dish by trying to use it on the stovetop, but I can definitely fry this turkey” is what makes America America.

“If you overcook this huge, ungainly bird that you haven’t cooked once since last year, then it will be dry and tasteless. But if you undercook it, the whole family will be hospitalized with salmonella. Good luck!”

on my first watch I didn’t realize that Pattinson was the same character the whole movie. I thought it was a different Quirked Up White Boy helping The Protagonist in each of the set pieces

Pittsburgh exists because god loves us and wants us to be happy

Instead, well...