nika
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nika
@nikalamity.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Alexa, skip this presidency
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*mutes United States.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*mutes United States.
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A book is just subtitles without the movie.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A book is just subtitles without the movie.
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I'm just over here radiating that regular dick energy.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm just over here radiating that regular dick energy.
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In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
“today is wing day”
- batman at the gym
- batman at the gym
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
“today is wing day”
- batman at the gym
- batman at the gym
it’s raining which means i must eat potatoes
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
it’s raining which means i must eat potatoes
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*brings a mistress to a wife fight
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*brings a mistress to a wife fight
if Starbucks is on strike WHO WAS THAT WHO MADE MY COFFEE
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
if Starbucks is on strike WHO WAS THAT WHO MADE MY COFFEE
while republicans are all digging their own graves pretty convenient they’re also building their own prisons
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
while republicans are all digging their own graves pretty convenient they’re also building their own prisons
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You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
i, too, liked to fuck teenagers but like…when i was a teenager
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i, too, liked to fuck teenagers but like…when i was a teenager
guys the sun is trying to tell us something
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
guys the sun is trying to tell us something
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Restaurant: scan our QR code for a menu
Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying
Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Restaurant: scan our QR code for a menu
Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying
Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying
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they say if you don’t love yourself, you can’t love anyone else and that works perfectly for me
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
they say if you don’t love yourself, you can’t love anyone else and that works perfectly for me
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I'm not spiraling, I'm pirouetting
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm not spiraling, I'm pirouetting
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Epstein has released more new material since his death than Michael Jackson
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Epstein has released more new material since his death than Michael Jackson
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
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emailing someone is not a definitive sign of affiliation. for instance, I hate everyone who has ever emailed me
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
emailing someone is not a definitive sign of affiliation. for instance, I hate everyone who has ever emailed me
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Still seizing a day from 1998.
how long before we get an email from democrats asking us to donate that $2000
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
how long before we get an email from democrats asking us to donate that $2000
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Severance but for when you visit your family during the holidays
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Severance but for when you visit your family during the holidays
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If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes