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Nate's Myth
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· Aug 20
"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday
my favorite yoga pose is the Lazy Cow. you don't know it? oh it's easy, here, I'll show you. my form is immaculate.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my favorite yoga pose is the Lazy Cow. you don't know it? oh it's easy, here, I'll show you. my form is immaculate.
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
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opened a new carton of milk for my coffee and it came out in chunks, a sign of good luck in many cultures
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
opened a new carton of milk for my coffee and it came out in chunks, a sign of good luck in many cultures
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Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
me: it's an all-woman-cast Sandler remake written by people who pronounce gif the wrong way, called Happy Jillmore
studio boss: get out
studio boss: get out
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
me: it's an all-woman-cast Sandler remake written by people who pronounce gif the wrong way, called Happy Jillmore
studio boss: get out
studio boss: get out
Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
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The reason women's clothes don't have pockets is so we don't load them with rocks and walk into the sea
August 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The reason women's clothes don't have pockets is so we don't load them with rocks and walk into the sea
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I am in Mexico and all the locals are addressing the feral cats using the formal "usted" but all the feral dogs with "tu" lmao
January 20, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I am in Mexico and all the locals are addressing the feral cats using the formal "usted" but all the feral dogs with "tu" lmao
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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I'm running out of time to run a golf cart into a fruit stand.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm running out of time to run a golf cart into a fruit stand.
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How dare you alter the sacred lyrics to Itsy Bitsy Spider for a commercial about itchy, itchy skin, you greedy, greedy drug company
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
How dare you alter the sacred lyrics to Itsy Bitsy Spider for a commercial about itchy, itchy skin, you greedy, greedy drug company
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Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
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I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
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Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
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first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
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it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
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Heard someone say cutting cakes in triangles makes them spoil. As if there were actual people who don’t just eat the whole cake in one go.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Heard someone say cutting cakes in triangles makes them spoil. As if there were actual people who don’t just eat the whole cake in one go.
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we should be paid more to keep our mouths shut at work
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
we should be paid more to keep our mouths shut at work
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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I'm gonna make it to the singularity still typing with only like 4 fingers
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm gonna make it to the singularity still typing with only like 4 fingers
i have a feeling all these tariffs are going to dampen everyone's Honda Days spirit this year
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i have a feeling all these tariffs are going to dampen everyone's Honda Days spirit this year
went to one of Max's favorite spots tonight, he would have been 12 today. We miss the old man 😔
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
went to one of Max's favorite spots tonight, he would have been 12 today. We miss the old man 😔
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cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one