@mr-lloyd-evans.bsky.social
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We're going to run away together tonight, after we steal some of Fanny's fruit cake and mug a big burly policeman with twinkling eyes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
We're going to run away together tonight, after we steal some of Fanny's fruit cake and mug a big burly policeman with twinkling eyes.
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Worst thing about being married to a werewolf is wandering around in the dark with dog treats because he won't come back in after peeing at 3am.
May 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Worst thing about being married to a werewolf is wandering around in the dark with dog treats because he won't come back in after peeing at 3am.
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Terrible to see the west coast gang culture infiltrating the UK
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Terrible to see the west coast gang culture infiltrating the UK
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I don't want a timer on my electric blanket. Don't turn off until my internal temperature reaches 163 degrees and my juices run clear.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I don't want a timer on my electric blanket. Don't turn off until my internal temperature reaches 163 degrees and my juices run clear.
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imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
May 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
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[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
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Popes:
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Popes:
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
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BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
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I would respect the Google AI overview more if sometimes it was like “girl, I don’t know”
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I would respect the Google AI overview more if sometimes it was like “girl, I don’t know”
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
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hate it when products are "mystery flavour." That's raspberry. That's not a mystery. It's a common fruit. Make a lollipop that tastes like the brief glimmer of pity that flashed across her face the last time I saw her. That's what haunts me. That's a mystery.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
hate it when products are "mystery flavour." That's raspberry. That's not a mystery. It's a common fruit. Make a lollipop that tastes like the brief glimmer of pity that flashed across her face the last time I saw her. That's what haunts me. That's a mystery.
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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I have questions.
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I have questions.
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I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion
December 2, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion
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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
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Spanky Tennis Steve
California, Birth Index, 1905-1995
California, Birth Index, 1905-1995
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Spanky Tennis Steve
California, Birth Index, 1905-1995
California, Birth Index, 1905-1995
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The first rule of communications is clarity 😉
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The first rule of communications is clarity 😉
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When an Irish delivery driver goes the wrong way.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When an Irish delivery driver goes the wrong way.
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As a working title, they are calling it "Monday"
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
As a working title, they are calling it "Monday"
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Jason Atherton’s restaurant is promoting its Sunday lunch using guess which song #AccidentalPartridge www.instagram.com/reel/DP1AqRH...
Sael on Instagram: "£27 per head for our classic Sunday Roast！
Includes one cauliflower cheese.
Sharing platter for 2/4/6, plus unlimited trimmings.
🥕🥔🥦
A British tradition dating back to the 15th...
3,230 likes, 93 comments - sael_london on October 15, 2025: "£27 per head for our classic Sunday Roast！
Includes one cauliflower cheese.
Sharing platter for 2/4/6, plus unlimited trimmings.
🥕🥔🥦
A ...
www.instagram.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Jason Atherton’s restaurant is promoting its Sunday lunch using guess which song #AccidentalPartridge www.instagram.com/reel/DP1AqRH...