Mojave Midnights
@mojavemidnights.bsky.social
genderqueer, Angeleno, Bloodborne enthusiast. he/her/she/him
I think this is literally the funniest possible thing that could happen
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I think this is literally the funniest possible thing that could happen
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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the desire for Endless Franchise is sublimated hunger for God. if the franchise ends the hunger pricks, the dread tide ebbs. the standalone short story exists, in the franchise acolyte's imagination, like the grim reaper a the end of a dark dirt road
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
the desire for Endless Franchise is sublimated hunger for God. if the franchise ends the hunger pricks, the dread tide ebbs. the standalone short story exists, in the franchise acolyte's imagination, like the grim reaper a the end of a dark dirt road
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
I got a great new haircut so now you all get to see how hot I look
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I got a great new haircut so now you all get to see how hot I look
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Ancestral Catholics with their ideas about a fallen world secretly gravitate towards tragic goth
Tradcath Converts, however think they've captured the Biblical Dragonballs and have the Mandate of Heaven to raze the Earth with their power
Tradcath Converts, however think they've captured the Biblical Dragonballs and have the Mandate of Heaven to raze the Earth with their power
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Ancestral Catholics with their ideas about a fallen world secretly gravitate towards tragic goth
Tradcath Converts, however think they've captured the Biblical Dragonballs and have the Mandate of Heaven to raze the Earth with their power
Tradcath Converts, however think they've captured the Biblical Dragonballs and have the Mandate of Heaven to raze the Earth with their power
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
I don't even know how to explain the enormity of this to people who don't follow Catholic politics. A vote of 199-22 would have been a shocking swing away from the hardcore conservatism of many of these bishops. 216-5 is absolutely nuts.
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't even know how to explain the enormity of this to people who don't follow Catholic politics. A vote of 199-22 would have been a shocking swing away from the hardcore conservatism of many of these bishops. 216-5 is absolutely nuts.
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I went over to the septic tank and found this malformed turd. Look. Look at it. Look at the horrible shape and the threads of blood in it. Think about the twisted freak who made this turd. Oh, you don't like this? Well maybe I'll stay over in the septic tank. I get way more engagement over there
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I went over to the septic tank and found this malformed turd. Look. Look at it. Look at the horrible shape and the threads of blood in it. Think about the twisted freak who made this turd. Oh, you don't like this? Well maybe I'll stay over in the septic tank. I get way more engagement over there
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All Tits Are Real All Borders Are Fake
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
All Tits Are Real All Borders Are Fake
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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joyce carol oates is one of my favorite posters, and I wish she was here on bluesky
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
joyce carol oates is one of my favorite posters, and I wish she was here on bluesky
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this is art. im not fucking around this is art
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
this is art. im not fucking around this is art
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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unlike you guys, i only suffer from posters gladness
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
unlike you guys, i only suffer from posters gladness
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the rich are obsessed with hating fat people because it's a strain of cruelty seemingly normal people will respond positively to AND if you're rich and you don't want to be fat you just pay a team of specialists to make you not fat. it's a class war wedge.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
the rich are obsessed with hating fat people because it's a strain of cruelty seemingly normal people will respond positively to AND if you're rich and you don't want to be fat you just pay a team of specialists to make you not fat. it's a class war wedge.
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Mamdani speaks.
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Mamdani speaks.
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
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just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters
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if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
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Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
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Pope Leo “said that ‘the role of the Church is to preach the Gospel’, and highlighted the Evangelist Matthew’s account of the Last Judgement: ‘Jesus says very clearly: At the end of the world, we're going to be asked, how did you receive the foreigner? Did you receive him, and welcome him, or not?’”
Pope Leo: “Spiritual rights” of immigrant detainees must be respected.
“The Pope was responding to a question from a journalist concerning the fact that Catholic migrants detained in Chicago have been denied access to Holy Communion.”
www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news...
“The Pope was responding to a question from a journalist concerning the fact that Catholic migrants detained in Chicago have been denied access to Holy Communion.”
www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news...
Pope: ‘Spiritual rights’ of migrant detainees must be respected - Vatican News
In remarks to journalists in Castel Gandolfo, Pope Leo calls for “deep reflection” on the treatment of migrants in the United States, urges
www.vaticannews.va
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pope Leo “said that ‘the role of the Church is to preach the Gospel’, and highlighted the Evangelist Matthew’s account of the Last Judgement: ‘Jesus says very clearly: At the end of the world, we're going to be asked, how did you receive the foreigner? Did you receive him, and welcome him, or not?’”
everyone pack it in, we're not gonna beat this one
this is so much better than the last time we were all new yorkers
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
everyone pack it in, we're not gonna beat this one
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Zohran’s victory speech is just gonna be, “Time to stop dickin around. Rent is free now and we’ll pay for it with the fresh blood of rich men.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Zohran’s victory speech is just gonna be, “Time to stop dickin around. Rent is free now and we’ll pay for it with the fresh blood of rich men.”
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sudden, shooting pain in my abdomen
if I wanted to watch a bunch of 40-somethings relive the 80s I'd try and get another Shadowrun game going.
Shamelessly stealing Freddie Mercury's valor here, trying to distract you from the fact that without the music cue this is just cliches piled high like a Frazetta Triangle of long dead corpses
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PssK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PssK...
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
sudden, shooting pain in my abdomen