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here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t make me per my last email you
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corn dog shiv working well at the office
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
corn dog shiv working well at the office
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
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POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
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I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken
Rio wanted to make an appearance
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Rio wanted to make an appearance
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i don’t know why everyone’s always trying to show me to the door. the door’s seen me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
i don’t know why everyone’s always trying to show me to the door. the door’s seen me.
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I wish animals could tell us their names
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I wish animals could tell us their names
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
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Eating at Taco Bell and snorting nitrous oxide, just for the shits and giggles.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Eating at Taco Bell and snorting nitrous oxide, just for the shits and giggles.
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Imagine a cobra out in the wild, starving and pissed, then he hears a flute and goes, "Damn, that’s my jam!"
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Imagine a cobra out in the wild, starving and pissed, then he hears a flute and goes, "Damn, that’s my jam!"
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I've started referring to my orthopedic pillow as "the other woman."
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I've started referring to my orthopedic pillow as "the other woman."
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since i was a milk carton child i always wanted to grow up to find myself
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
since i was a milk carton child i always wanted to grow up to find myself
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For your own mental health always take mixed signals as a no
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
For your own mental health always take mixed signals as a no
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even with the world falling apart i keep my floors clean enough to shit on.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
even with the world falling apart i keep my floors clean enough to shit on.
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A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
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first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
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So dad it gave an hour TED talk on how to shut the door without slamming it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
So dad it gave an hour TED talk on how to shut the door without slamming it.
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Goonies squared never say die² 🏆👑 Congratulations @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
Goon a movie:
The goonies
The goonies
Goon a movie:
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Goonies squared never say die² 🏆👑 Congratulations @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
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Goon a movie:
The goonies
The goonies
Goon a movie:
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
Goon a movie:
Goon in Under 60 Seconds
Goon in Under 60 Seconds
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Goon a movie:
The goonies
The goonies
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Goon a movie
Goonfellas
Goonfellas
Goon a movie
Goon with the wind
Goon with the wind
Goon a movie:
The goonies
The goonies
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Goon a movie
Goonfellas
Goonfellas
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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well look, at least it’s not like [is handed a note from someone off camera] well folks, at least it is [is handed another note from someone off camera] anyway, things are bad, but it could be [is handed another note from someone off camera] as I was saying, we should be [is handed another note from
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
well look, at least it’s not like [is handed a note from someone off camera] well folks, at least it is [is handed another note from someone off camera] anyway, things are bad, but it could be [is handed another note from someone off camera] as I was saying, we should be [is handed another note from
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
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After food is delivered to my door, I hire a second person to bring it to my couch.
October 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
After food is delivered to my door, I hire a second person to bring it to my couch.