Matthew 🦃
@krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com
Husband of one & father of five , at times I'll Photoshop stuff. He/Him
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Jack White + Eminem halftime show
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Jack White + Eminem halftime show
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He had ICE beat that turkey to death
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
He had ICE beat that turkey to death
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Mike’s Hard Cranberry Sauce
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Mike’s Hard Cranberry Sauce
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graham platner: i believed babies came from a woman's butt for a long time. then i started talking to more and more people. diverse people with different stories, different ideas. ideas i'd been shielded from for a long time because of my privilege. i am *sorry*
audience member (crying): thank you
audience member (crying): thank you
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
graham platner: i believed babies came from a woman's butt for a long time. then i started talking to more and more people. diverse people with different stories, different ideas. ideas i'd been shielded from for a long time because of my privilege. i am *sorry*
audience member (crying): thank you
audience member (crying): thank you
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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Unfortunate that my grandson cannot enjoy the Teenaged Turtles parade float without being exposed to a man "busting rhymes"
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Unfortunate that my grandson cannot enjoy the Teenaged Turtles parade float without being exposed to a man "busting rhymes"
The fuck do you mean Charlie the Unicorn is twenty years old?!
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The fuck do you mean Charlie the Unicorn is twenty years old?!
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happy thanksgiving everyone
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
happy thanksgiving everyone
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Happy thanksgiving, gang
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Happy thanksgiving, gang
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JFK BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY
ed balls bonerhitler, baby hitler prodigal sammy rhooooodes
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
JFK BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY
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"Taking a walk with my cousins" today (blasting a weed vape right at the dining room table while playing cards with my in-laws and all my wife's aunts and uncles)
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"Taking a walk with my cousins" today (blasting a weed vape right at the dining room table while playing cards with my in-laws and all my wife's aunts and uncles)
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Special Ed rapped, "I shot him with the shottie then I jetted in the jet" in 1990 and AI could absolutely never replicate that. Ever.
I’ve been trying to find ways to articulate my hatred of AI-generated music that won’t come across as snobbish, but most of what I have to say about it can be boiled down to this:
None of the artists I like in any genre, regardless of era, make music that can be accurately predicted by a computer.
None of the artists I like in any genre, regardless of era, make music that can be accurately predicted by a computer.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Special Ed rapped, "I shot him with the shottie then I jetted in the jet" in 1990 and AI could absolutely never replicate that. Ever.
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Hey friends! If you are looking for anything to do tomorrow (or need to decompress after gathering with family!), I will be open and behind the bar at the Yamhill Pub from 4pm till at least midnight! Good food courtesy of our dear friend Trainhat Kris will also be served from 6pm-ish till it’s gone!
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hey friends! If you are looking for anything to do tomorrow (or need to decompress after gathering with family!), I will be open and behind the bar at the Yamhill Pub from 4pm till at least midnight! Good food courtesy of our dear friend Trainhat Kris will also be served from 6pm-ish till it’s gone!
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
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butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
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Big fan of those who've started saying their creative work is made by humans, more folks should do that
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Big fan of those who've started saying their creative work is made by humans, more folks should do that
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God has let Bolsonaro slip the icy cold grip of death time and time again just so this moment can happen
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
God has let Bolsonaro slip the icy cold grip of death time and time again just so this moment can happen
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Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
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christmas music turned on at work
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
christmas music turned on at work
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Traffic cops everywhere. Watch your speed Portland
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Traffic cops everywhere. Watch your speed Portland