Marcel Proust of Eating Pussy
@thotchev.bsky.social
Antifascist they/she 🔞 PDX
Masking! At the Grocery Store
Free Palestine. Fuck ICE
Masking! At the Grocery Store
Free Palestine. Fuck ICE
Pinned
I think I'll have some cheese and crackers for lunch
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We are in peak French heist season.
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We are in peak French heist season.
"Sure this is late November in Oregon, where I have lived for over thirty years. Still though, I think I will leave the apartment with no jacket. This is not a decision I will regret in any way"
-me 5 hours ago
-me 5 hours ago
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Sure this is late November in Oregon, where I have lived for over thirty years. Still though, I think I will leave the apartment with no jacket. This is not a decision I will regret in any way"
-me 5 hours ago
-me 5 hours ago
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My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
This new hearing aid technology slaps. I haven't had to pitch down my voice so grandpa can understand me even once
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This new hearing aid technology slaps. I haven't had to pitch down my voice so grandpa can understand me even once
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November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I am still needing a little help with this 🌻 thank you so much
I am needing some help with getting some groceries until I'm paid Monday especially dog food and could really use some help
My venmo is eb-richter
If anyone could help I would really appreciate it
My venmo is eb-richter
If anyone could help I would really appreciate it
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am still needing a little help with this 🌻 thank you so much
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Happy Fuck the Pilgrims we should’ve let them starve day y’all!
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy Fuck the Pilgrims we should’ve let them starve day y’all!
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me at 18: charlie brown had hoes
me at 28: no he didn't. that isn't true
me at 38: charlie brown had hoes
me at 28: no he didn't. that isn't true
me at 38: charlie brown had hoes
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
me at 18: charlie brown had hoes
me at 28: no he didn't. that isn't true
me at 38: charlie brown had hoes
me at 28: no he didn't. that isn't true
me at 38: charlie brown had hoes
The problem with two of these bands is realizing that they were not doing satire 🫠
Industrial appreciators and Hardcore enjoyers share a lot of problems
Industrial appreciators and Hardcore enjoyers share a lot of problems
I listened to a lot of Combichrist/:wumpscut:/Skinny Puppy in my teens, so I'm in the same boat lol
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The problem with two of these bands is realizing that they were not doing satire 🫠
Industrial appreciators and Hardcore enjoyers share a lot of problems
Industrial appreciators and Hardcore enjoyers share a lot of problems
I bet getting spatchcocked would feel so good
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I bet getting spatchcocked would feel so good
What should I make my 91 year old grandpa listen to in the car today? Wrong answers only.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What should I make my 91 year old grandpa listen to in the car today? Wrong answers only.
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Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
This made me snort so hard it hurt my forehead 💀
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This made me snort so hard it hurt my forehead 💀
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It’s 2025, I am not smoking a turkey for Thanksgiving - I am vaping it
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s 2025, I am not smoking a turkey for Thanksgiving - I am vaping it
"celebrating" thanksgiving outside the ice facility is so tacky and disrespectful. Please reconsider guys.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"celebrating" thanksgiving outside the ice facility is so tacky and disrespectful. Please reconsider guys.
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I have a root canal scheduled for tomorrow that I desperately need. There are a lot of people who are hurting right now and I can push it back if need be but if I can get a little bit of traction on this today I might be able to get it taken care of. Please post 🖤 and thank you loves
Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
Donate to Help Margot Recover from Financial Crisis, organized by Margot Laine
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November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I have a root canal scheduled for tomorrow that I desperately need. There are a lot of people who are hurting right now and I can push it back if need be but if I can get a little bit of traction on this today I might be able to get it taken care of. Please post 🖤 and thank you loves
Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
You can't fool me. That's Gail the Snail
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You can't fool me. That's Gail the Snail
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Google so broken I have to make my own lyric printout of Oh Christmas Tree for a group of small children because all the versions I am finding inexplicably have the wrong lyrics, and I will not be gaslit about the english version of a song I have performed in choir roughly 10000000 times
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Google so broken I have to make my own lyric printout of Oh Christmas Tree for a group of small children because all the versions I am finding inexplicably have the wrong lyrics, and I will not be gaslit about the english version of a song I have performed in choir roughly 10000000 times
I'm glad everyone else is starting to match my hostility to phone upgrades 🙏
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm glad everyone else is starting to match my hostility to phone upgrades 🙏
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i think it would be funny to throw economists into a volcano
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i think it would be funny to throw economists into a volcano
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Please help out a Black trans man who is need of some bread!
Cashapp: $mphighaf
Paypal: [email protected]
Cashapp: $mphighaf
Paypal: [email protected]
if anyone could send money for
the below
that would be awesome
ca: mphighaf
pp: [email protected]
#HelpFolksLive2025 #trans #disabled #ubi #mutualaid #audhd #voidpunk #socialism
if these systems/orgs were enough so many wouldnt need help
the below
that would be awesome
ca: mphighaf
pp: [email protected]
#HelpFolksLive2025 #trans #disabled #ubi #mutualaid #audhd #voidpunk #socialism
if these systems/orgs were enough so many wouldnt need help
1. Rent: 1100$
2. Pet rent: 40$
3. Electricity: 100$
4. Med Card App: 50$
5. Bike: ??? (Bc transit be transitting)(also cptsd)
6. Wifi: 10$
2. Pet rent: 40$
3. Electricity: 100$
4. Med Card App: 50$
5. Bike: ??? (Bc transit be transitting)(also cptsd)
6. Wifi: 10$
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Please help out a Black trans man who is need of some bread!
Cashapp: $mphighaf
Paypal: [email protected]
Cashapp: $mphighaf
Paypal: [email protected]
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.