HJ First of his Name
@hansumjay.bsky.social
Park Ranger in the WishaMuthaFucka Woods.
An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World
An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World
Pinned
Some are guilty…
All are responsible.
Yeah you! Let’s get to saving this place
All are responsible.
Yeah you! Let’s get to saving this place
Some of y’all give advice and you’re as stable as a bag of cats.
Keep that shit to yourselves
Keep that shit to yourselves
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Some of y’all give advice and you’re as stable as a bag of cats.
Keep that shit to yourselves
Keep that shit to yourselves
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Well I said Bangladesh's airspace is closed. No, I don't live in Bangladesh, & I'm not in charge of anything in Bangladesh so they have to do what I say. But I declare their airspace closed. So mote it be.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Well I said Bangladesh's airspace is closed. No, I don't live in Bangladesh, & I'm not in charge of anything in Bangladesh so they have to do what I say. But I declare their airspace closed. So mote it be.
If we can’t tax the churches, there’s always theft
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If we can’t tax the churches, there’s always theft
Usually when someone is fucking with the money…things happen
He’s fucking with the money y’all
He’s fucking with the money y’all
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Usually when someone is fucking with the money…things happen
He’s fucking with the money y’all
He’s fucking with the money y’all
Civilization 6
Name a videogame you've played for 1250+ hours.
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Civilization 6
I feel like this NBA Cup shit is a test to see what nonsense people will buy into.
Stop making shit up
Stop making shit up
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I feel like this NBA Cup shit is a test to see what nonsense people will buy into.
Stop making shit up
Stop making shit up
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Please fucking stop calling the people in the boats smugglers or anything associated with drugs.
The people calling them that have never told the truth and you’re being used to parrot bullshit to validate harming innocents
The people calling them that have never told the truth and you’re being used to parrot bullshit to validate harming innocents
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Please fucking stop calling the people in the boats smugglers or anything associated with drugs.
The people calling them that have never told the truth and you’re being used to parrot bullshit to validate harming innocents
The people calling them that have never told the truth and you’re being used to parrot bullshit to validate harming innocents
Rewatching Power
I’ll never forgive Tariq
I’ll never forgive Tariq
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Rewatching Power
I’ll never forgive Tariq
I’ll never forgive Tariq
I spent so much time smuggling myself into her house
What a time
What a time
Did yall sneak your boyfriend/girlfriend into the house when you were in High School?
Part 2: were your parents home?
Part 2: were your parents home?
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I spent so much time smuggling myself into her house
What a time
What a time
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Our plow guy who lives down the road it an MVP he was out here last night and made sure we could get out to the main road. Im 3d printing him a Mr Plow figure to thank him.
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Our plow guy who lives down the road it an MVP he was out here last night and made sure we could get out to the main road. Im 3d printing him a Mr Plow figure to thank him.
If you’re a queen and deserve such treatment, is the guy a concubine or a king who’s equally worthy of kindness and gifts?
You can send the mf a sandwich or pay for his haircut, shit you can ask about his day and then actually help him.
Please stop looking for Internet mob support for YOUR thing
You can send the mf a sandwich or pay for his haircut, shit you can ask about his day and then actually help him.
Please stop looking for Internet mob support for YOUR thing
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you’re a queen and deserve such treatment, is the guy a concubine or a king who’s equally worthy of kindness and gifts?
You can send the mf a sandwich or pay for his haircut, shit you can ask about his day and then actually help him.
Please stop looking for Internet mob support for YOUR thing
You can send the mf a sandwich or pay for his haircut, shit you can ask about his day and then actually help him.
Please stop looking for Internet mob support for YOUR thing
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Be typing out embarrassing things and hitting send like "yeah that's good". Bring back shame.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Be typing out embarrassing things and hitting send like "yeah that's good". Bring back shame.
Ah, some people don’t want partners. They want servants…
Got it
Got it
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ah, some people don’t want partners. They want servants…
Got it
Got it
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Those relationships don’t be no fun to me. I wanna be just as crazy about you as you are about me or ima get bored and dip.
i 1000% believe in order for a relationship to work the man has to be more in love than the woman.
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Those relationships don’t be no fun to me. I wanna be just as crazy about you as you are about me or ima get bored and dip.
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Reciprocity or nothing. Headassery or nothing. Chalant af or nothing.
i 1000% believe in order for a relationship to work the man has to be more in love than the woman.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Reciprocity or nothing. Headassery or nothing. Chalant af or nothing.
Sitting in the basement devolved into a nerf gunfight
Got hit in the neck…
Reminds me of what else I’m grateful for…
Oops All Gums! Outta here!
Got hit in the neck…
Reminds me of what else I’m grateful for…
Oops All Gums! Outta here!
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sitting in the basement devolved into a nerf gunfight
Got hit in the neck…
Reminds me of what else I’m grateful for…
Oops All Gums! Outta here!
Got hit in the neck…
Reminds me of what else I’m grateful for…
Oops All Gums! Outta here!
Whoever said Post Malone looks like HPV, was right
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Whoever said Post Malone looks like HPV, was right
So this man can’t go in the house, but the kids can? That’s not racism, that mf did some heinous shit…
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So this man can’t go in the house, but the kids can? That’s not racism, that mf did some heinous shit…
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Indigenous brothers and sisters offered aid to colonizers who then back stabbed them and caused genocide and took lands. While some may feast, let us also acknowledge the full view of Thanksgiving. #Thanksgiving #NationalDayofMourning #Ambivalence 🦃 #BlackSky
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Indigenous brothers and sisters offered aid to colonizers who then back stabbed them and caused genocide and took lands. While some may feast, let us also acknowledge the full view of Thanksgiving. #Thanksgiving #NationalDayofMourning #Ambivalence 🦃 #BlackSky
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This exact recurring piece of history is why I will never tolerate that "big tent" shit. It's been tried before and it fails VIOLENTLY every single time
Indigenous brothers and sisters offered aid to colonizers who then back stabbed them and caused genocide and took lands. While some may feast, let us also acknowledge the full view of Thanksgiving. #Thanksgiving #NationalDayofMourning #Ambivalence 🦃 #BlackSky
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This exact recurring piece of history is why I will never tolerate that "big tent" shit. It's been tried before and it fails VIOLENTLY every single time
I went to let the dog out and the neighbors are cooking boiled wombat nuts with a horse fart zest. I feel sorry for anyone eating over there.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I went to let the dog out and the neighbors are cooking boiled wombat nuts with a horse fart zest. I feel sorry for anyone eating over there.
Happy Fuck the Pilgrims we should’ve let them starve day y’all!
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy Fuck the Pilgrims we should’ve let them starve day y’all!
Saving lives while threatening them
She really bullied that woman into a water
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Saving lives while threatening them
Wasn’t him
WHAT TF IS SHAGGY DOIN SINGING IT WASNT ME AT THE MACYS PARADE???
(Also good morning love yall fr happy day off)
(Also good morning love yall fr happy day off)
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wasn’t him