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Josh Knol
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maariala.bsky.social
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Man centaur hunting with his bow
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man drinking at a bar puts on his fedora and says "welp, gotta get back to the ol' Ball and Chain. The man opens the doort to his apartment and there is a literal ball and chain situated near the doorway. The man enters the darkened room, illuminated only by the light of the hallway. A pause. The ball and chain says "you've been drinking again, haven't you?"
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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longwall26.bsky.social
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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basalthrull.bsky.social
Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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hairy-son.bsky.social
- 1 HP
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it

the evil potter: but of course my tender boy

me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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mattielubchansky.com
🎵🎵🎵🎵
so i guess our rss.com account got set to italian
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
a 3d piece depicting the character Vivi from FF9 with Bobby Corwen the chocobo a 3d piece depicting the FF9 character Quina with a pot of frog. Steiner and Zidane watch from afar.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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jeremycshipp.bsky.social
They should bring back those oversized TV remotes that get struck by lightning and send you into the TV where you learn important lessons about life.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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ageofoddish.bsky.social
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane. A plate of the same cookies.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
muppet labs 🧪
a stylized 3d render of bunsen honeydew and beaker from the muppet show in a lab. beaker has his head stuck in a flask. i'm back on my muppets shit
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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kcg.bsky.social
this is me rn
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
Microsoft Logo w/ the Four Humors written on individual blocks of the window. Orange is Sanguine Green is Melancholic Blue is Phlegmatic Yellow is Choleric
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]

bully: who's doing that

larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell

me: [frantically ringing bell]
October 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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dorsalstream.bsky.social
[whispering to turkey farmer] I hear each of your birds contains a wish
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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gracejarvisohno.bsky.social
I’ve been thinking about the worms on the de-worming chocolate box since I was a kid, I just think they’re such fun little guys! they each look like such a good hang
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A 4 panel grayscale comic strip In the upper margin is the title “Concrete Beach” on the left and a stylized crown logo on the right. Panel 1: narration: Got off work at the Cigarette King Image: a squat 1960s style grocery store with a brick and concrete facade. Illustrated advertisements for “Ribeye” and cigarettes are drawn on the windows. A shopping cart is in the middle of the empty parking lot. There are palm trees rising behind the building and a palm frond on the ground Panel 2: narration: Can’t drive into the ocean (long line) Image: the ocean stretches to the horizon. A long pier stretches into the ocean. A line of cars are waiting their turn to drive of it. One is splashing into the water, nose first. Panel 3: narration: There is a place 24 hrs You are welcome Image: power lines run behind a squat building with dark windows and a dark roof. There is a fish logo over the door. A large round sign on a pole says “Captain’s Table.” There is an image of an anchor in the center of the sign. Panel 4: narration : A butterflied fish reveals a secret face. Image: POV sitting at a booth in a restaurant. The walls ads wood paneled. There are condiments on the table, and a knife and fork. There is a plate on the table containing a fish meal. The fish is split down the middle. The split dish has strange eyes and a small mouth inside it, as if it was a human face. A speech balloon is coming from the fish, but the balloon only says “speaking” in parentheses. We do not know what the fish is saying.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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nightvaleradio.bsky.social
Make like a tree and grow.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) on twitter: "[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it."
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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metalligretch.bsky.social
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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jlp.systems
Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM