Jason
@longwall26.bsky.social
Crime novelist, RiffTrax, motorcycle person https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
Reposted by Jason
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
Reposted by Jason
To celebrate Small Business Saturday, we're extending Black Friday deals for one more day. RiffTrax is an independently-owned company of less than 20 employees and we couldn't keep doing what we do without your support: rifftrax.com/offers
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
To celebrate Small Business Saturday, we're extending Black Friday deals for one more day. RiffTrax is an independently-owned company of less than 20 employees and we couldn't keep doing what we do without your support: rifftrax.com/offers
Reposted by Jason
Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this
Reposted by Jason
this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
Reposted by Jason
me: *sees a dead bird* this is a bad omen
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving
November 23, 2023 at 5:07 PM
me: *sees a dead bird* this is a bad omen
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving
Reposted by Jason
Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
Reposted by Jason
From the RiffTrax family to yours, we are wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
From the RiffTrax family to yours, we are wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving!
Reposted by Jason
Ain't no rule that says the chimp can't play baseball. rifftrax.com/the-riffers-...
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ain't no rule that says the chimp can't play baseball. rifftrax.com/the-riffers-...
Reposted by Jason
Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
Reposted by Jason
i've been the monkey anxiety bitch for TEN YEARS
just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i've been the monkey anxiety bitch for TEN YEARS
Reposted by Jason
The thing about Carville's piece is that it's a perfect example of the way centrists can't write literally anything without getting in a few jabs at the left/minorities. It's entirely possible to run on "economic rage," sure. There's no need to go, "And remember what some people on Tumblr said??"
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The thing about Carville's piece is that it's a perfect example of the way centrists can't write literally anything without getting in a few jabs at the left/minorities. It's entirely possible to run on "economic rage," sure. There's no need to go, "And remember what some people on Tumblr said??"
Reposted by Jason
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
Reposted by Jason
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
Reposted by Jason
okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
Reposted by Jason
my main takeaway is it's crazy she's got her Christmas tree up already
Greene: I will be resigning from office, with my last day being January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
my main takeaway is it's crazy she's got her Christmas tree up already
Reposted by Jason
I'm worried this means she has plans the next day
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm worried this means she has plans the next day
Reposted by Jason
It's a Star Wars ripoff starring Richard Kiel... WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? The Humanoid is now on RiffTrax!
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's a Star Wars ripoff starring Richard Kiel... WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? The Humanoid is now on RiffTrax!
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
Reposted by Jason
Reposted by Jason
Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
peopleofcolorintech.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Reposted by Jason
I upgraded my @rifftrax.com membership to Best Friends a few months ago and it's honestly the best value for any streaming service I've ever subscribed to.
Having access to that much RiffTrax is genuinely therapeutic. It's pretty much keeping our household from going completely insane right now.
Having access to that much RiffTrax is genuinely therapeutic. It's pretty much keeping our household from going completely insane right now.
A new tier of friendship is here! Introducing: RiffTrax Best Friends! Stream all riffs one year or older, get a 24/7 Exclusive Best Friends TV Stream, "1-Click Play" on select Just the Jokes and more! Be our Best Friend: www.rifftrax.com/bestfriends
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I upgraded my @rifftrax.com membership to Best Friends a few months ago and it's honestly the best value for any streaming service I've ever subscribed to.
Having access to that much RiffTrax is genuinely therapeutic. It's pretty much keeping our household from going completely insane right now.
Having access to that much RiffTrax is genuinely therapeutic. It's pretty much keeping our household from going completely insane right now.
Reposted by Jason
When someone tries to tell me who Olivia Nuzzi is my eyes roll back and my mouth emits a 56k baud dial-up modem signal continuously until they go away.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
When someone tries to tell me who Olivia Nuzzi is my eyes roll back and my mouth emits a 56k baud dial-up modem signal continuously until they go away.
Reposted by Jason
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Ohmyfuckingod
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ohmyfuckingod
Reposted by Jason
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Reposted by Jason
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.