Jessica W.
@jessicaw.bsky.social
A hyper-promiscuous, childless woman, aging and alone with her cats. One of the heroines of a feminist age. She/her
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get in, no time to explain
May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
get in, no time to explain
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
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I have started reading this book to start my 2026 book list.
Maybe the first book I’ve read where I knew people mentioned in it in passing.
Louisville really is a small town at times.
Okay if you count audiobooks “Horror Movie” by Paul Tremblay ( @paultremblay.bsky.social ) was first. I’m
Maybe the first book I’ve read where I knew people mentioned in it in passing.
Louisville really is a small town at times.
Okay if you count audiobooks “Horror Movie” by Paul Tremblay ( @paultremblay.bsky.social ) was first. I’m
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I have started reading this book to start my 2026 book list.
Maybe the first book I’ve read where I knew people mentioned in it in passing.
Louisville really is a small town at times.
Okay if you count audiobooks “Horror Movie” by Paul Tremblay ( @paultremblay.bsky.social ) was first. I’m
Maybe the first book I’ve read where I knew people mentioned in it in passing.
Louisville really is a small town at times.
Okay if you count audiobooks “Horror Movie” by Paul Tremblay ( @paultremblay.bsky.social ) was first. I’m
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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just heads up talking to an average american since saturday is kinda like talking to a raccoon with its foot crushed in a trap. just angry primal brain steam level incoherence that gets worse every minute
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
just heads up talking to an average american since saturday is kinda like talking to a raccoon with its foot crushed in a trap. just angry primal brain steam level incoherence that gets worse every minute
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an incredible window from the Church of St John in Whitbourne, Herefordshire
January 7, 2026 at 11:14 AM
an incredible window from the Church of St John in Whitbourne, Herefordshire
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I can’t afford a fancy panic room, I have to panic where ever I am, like some kind of peasant
January 12, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I can’t afford a fancy panic room, I have to panic where ever I am, like some kind of peasant
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
POST A RANDOM PICTURE OR ELSE EVERYTHING WILL GO BAD IN 2026
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
POST A RANDOM PICTURE OR ELSE EVERYTHING WILL GO BAD IN 2026
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saw someone make a mocktail that consisted of coke, lime juice, and coconut milk, and, well, it fucks.
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
saw someone make a mocktail that consisted of coke, lime juice, and coconut milk, and, well, it fucks.
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
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This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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I need to quit my job so I can focus on sitting in sunbeams with my cats
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I need to quit my job so I can focus on sitting in sunbeams with my cats
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Narwhals (Monodon monoceros) are called the unicorn of the sea — for obvious reasons.
This illustration by Louis A. Sargent comes from "The wild beasts of the world", v. 2 (1909), contributed to BHL by @uoftlibraries.bsky.social: www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/19657038 #SciArt #ILoveBHL 🧪 📖 🌊
This illustration by Louis A. Sargent comes from "The wild beasts of the world", v. 2 (1909), contributed to BHL by @uoftlibraries.bsky.social: www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/19657038 #SciArt #ILoveBHL 🧪 📖 🌊
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Narwhals (Monodon monoceros) are called the unicorn of the sea — for obvious reasons.
This illustration by Louis A. Sargent comes from "The wild beasts of the world", v. 2 (1909), contributed to BHL by @uoftlibraries.bsky.social: www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/19657038 #SciArt #ILoveBHL 🧪 📖 🌊
This illustration by Louis A. Sargent comes from "The wild beasts of the world", v. 2 (1909), contributed to BHL by @uoftlibraries.bsky.social: www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/19657038 #SciArt #ILoveBHL 🧪 📖 🌊
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cone of shame vs cone of delight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
cone of shame vs cone of delight
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President HomeGoods is fucking BRUTAL.
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
President HomeGoods is fucking BRUTAL.
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cat life cycle asplained! (1/2)
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
cat life cycle asplained! (1/2)
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Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.