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Col. Boozy Badger

@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

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Middle-Aged Mediocre Guy/Law Guy/Dad/Does performance stuff. Kentucky Colonel. Host of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse podcast. He/Him. Other places: https://linktr.ee/boozybadger . Not your lawyer. I am an adult. There will be adult things. Views are my own.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · Jun 9

I was hoping we were all on the same page but after a fun conversation tonight on stream:

I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer. I do not accept private clients, and I will not give legal advice online to you or others.

Law is fact and jurisdiction specific. You do not want to just ask a guy online.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 11h

Okay so, I actually do know a rodent lawyer…

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 11h

A little known fact is that, when confronted with an ICE agent, the North American Protest Frog can inflate to up to 100x its normal size to frighten off predators.

Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social · 12h

You should also try changing your stance to appear bigger and hanging your food in bags high enough off the ground that they can't reach.

Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 12h

Using tactics like loud noise and light to scare off ICE, I love it

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 11h

“Let me explain, Officer.”

Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 12h

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

The drives were clicking.

Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 12h

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Animate taking off jacket

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 11h

I saw this when it first was out on Shudder and really enjoyed it as a stupid and fun movie.

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Back for some more 7th Guest and then some ghost chat at twitch.tv/boozybadger! Game starts at 7:15 PM Eastern, followed by the spooky talk at 8:00 PM Eastern!

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BixByte @bixbyte.bsky.social · 2d

It's been a week with no interest and I'm getting desperate, so I lowered the prices.

Shop: ko-fi.com/bixbyte/shop

#Furry #Fursuit #Furries #Fursona #Fursuiting #FursuitSale #FursuitForSale #Fursuit4Sale #FursuitMaker #FurryFandom #FurryArt #Halloween #SpiritHalloween #Premade #Costume #Fox

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Taking a break for a bit but I plan to come back a little later tonight to stream some more 7th Guest and talk about ghosts and junk. Keep an eye on here for the time, but likely after 6 Pm Eastern

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Changed to 1:30 Eastern and the 7th Guest because I need to set stuff up still

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

At 1 PM Eastern, approximately, I’m going to be streaming one of my selection of spooky themed point and click adventures but I have no clue which one.

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Changed to 1:30 Eastern and the 7th Guest because I need to set stuff up still

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

At 1 PM Eastern, approximately, I’m going to be streaming one of my selection of spooky themed point and click adventures but I have no clue which one.

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

Twitch

Twitch is the world

Twitch.tv

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

At 1 PM Eastern, approximately, I’m going to be streaming one of my selection of spooky themed point and click adventures but I have no clue which one.

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

Twitch

Twitch is the world

Twitch.tv

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Past Me: “Oh god. What should I do to get ready for this? Like, what’s our plan to handle it?”

Me, hauling a suitcase through the portal: “I’m moving in with you.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Past Me: “At least we learned some valuable lessons about the importance of a strong disease preparedness plan.”

Me: “…”

Past Me: “Right?”

Me: “…”

Past Me: “RIGHT?”

Me: “The secretary of health ate roadkill and swims in raw sewage.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Past Me: “WAIT HE’S STILL PRESIDENT? HE ACTUALLY DID RUN FOR A THIRD TERM?”

Me: “Second.”

Past Me: “Second? But…”

Me: “Yeah we voted him out and then voted him back in.”

Past Me: “…WE as in…”

Me: “Oh, god no. WE, personally, are fucking terrified by this.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

*Me, bursting through the time portal that takes you back five years and has sat unused since 2020*

Me: “I’M BACK!”

Past Me: “Oh my god man, I am so sorry I doubted you about how bad this pandemic shit is! Things in 2025 have to be better!”

Me: “Yeah, about that.”

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 2d

Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

JD, get me Secretary of War Hegseth on the phone!

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

Okay this follow up made me ugly laugh

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

Chuck Schumer and George Soros were in the closet funding Antifa and I saw one of the Antifa and the Antifa looked at me.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

Gonna be hopping on twitch at 4:30 Eastern to continue and hopefully finishe Westwood’s Blade Runner so I can turn my attention to spookier fate for the rest of the month as my year of adventure games continues at Twitch.tv/boozybadger!