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Sarah
@sarahjen.bsky.social
· Oct 5
drink some water you dumb bitch
Truly love this time of year and the never ending tasks and chores
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Truly love this time of year and the never ending tasks and chores
My spine shouldn’t be allowed to pinch a nerve and completely fuck up the whole right side of my body
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My spine shouldn’t be allowed to pinch a nerve and completely fuck up the whole right side of my body
My only meeting today got cancelled thank you santa
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My only meeting today got cancelled thank you santa
Tis the season for grinding my mouth bones
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Tis the season for grinding my mouth bones
Why would I EVER want to chat with copilot in excel this is not a discussion tool
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Why would I EVER want to chat with copilot in excel this is not a discussion tool
Have you ever been so tired
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Have you ever been so tired
Once you’re over 40 you can fall asleep literally anywhere except for in your bed at night
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Once you’re over 40 you can fall asleep literally anywhere except for in your bed at night
+1 to the Tampa airport for efficiency
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
+1 to the Tampa airport for efficiency
Waking up with no clue where I am for maybe, hopefully, the last time this year
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Waking up with no clue where I am for maybe, hopefully, the last time this year
The dreaded sign when yore already late
December 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The dreaded sign when yore already late
Airport arrival before 7am
December 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Airport arrival before 7am
One teams notification away from a psychotic break
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
One teams notification away from a psychotic break
What if the air Canada app ever let me see my boarding pass what if the most basic things actually worked
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What if the air Canada app ever let me see my boarding pass what if the most basic things actually worked
Spotify you don’t know me like that
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Spotify you don’t know me like that
Excited to spend the next twelve weeks washing salt off the front hallway floor
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Excited to spend the next twelve weeks washing salt off the front hallway floor
Good morning if you are a perfect baby only
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Good morning if you are a perfect baby only
Time to turn this ship around
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Time to turn this ship around
Day five of this bad mood and now I have a pinched nerve in my back
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Day five of this bad mood and now I have a pinched nerve in my back
Finished my Christmas shopping if you even care
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Finished my Christmas shopping if you even care
I had a horrendous day (week, month) and now I have something in my EYE, I don’t deserve this
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I had a horrendous day (week, month) and now I have something in my EYE, I don’t deserve this
Logging on to learn fonts are woke? 2025 isn’t real
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Logging on to learn fonts are woke? 2025 isn’t real
Screaming in your car is self care
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Screaming in your car is self care
Oh my god shut up
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oh my god shut up
I did not adequately prepare myself for a trip to Costco this morning and I don’t think I can recover from this
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I did not adequately prepare myself for a trip to Costco this morning and I don’t think I can recover from this
shavasana isn’t enough i need a spike right through my third eye
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
shavasana isn’t enough i need a spike right through my third eye