Andrew Nelson
@i.amnot.social
I push bits around for money. Likes are free, so use them. Be kind. He/him.
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Andrew Nelson
@i.amnot.social
· Oct 9
The robotaxi is going to be Musk's magnum opus; a product that never gets built, and yet is responsible for multiple fatalities
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This poor cat is just living his best life blissfully unaware that he's a stock photo for “big fatass cat”
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This poor cat is just living his best life blissfully unaware that he's a stock photo for “big fatass cat”
I have bet against Big Game Jim before and I have done so only to my detriment. This movie is going to set sales records that will only be eclipsed by its sequels.
it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I have bet against Big Game Jim before and I have done so only to my detriment. This movie is going to set sales records that will only be eclipsed by its sequels.
I'm the Jack and Jill bathroom where the Jill is just a window I can break to escape this funhouse
Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm the Jack and Jill bathroom where the Jill is just a window I can break to escape this funhouse
Back in the days of the Old Internet, there was a site called Fametracker that did Fame Audits of various celebrities. It was consistently hilarious and we absolutely need to resurrect it so we can implement this
In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Back in the days of the Old Internet, there was a site called Fametracker that did Fame Audits of various celebrities. It was consistently hilarious and we absolutely need to resurrect it so we can implement this
Look, I am very, very white, both physically and culturally. But even I'm not this white.
Also, the comments talking about her husband are how I learned that he's _32_ years older than she is, and I've never understood someone's daily life less
Also, the comments talking about her husband are how I learned that he's _32_ years older than she is, and I've never understood someone's daily life less
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Look, I am very, very white, both physically and culturally. But even I'm not this white.
Also, the comments talking about her husband are how I learned that he's _32_ years older than she is, and I've never understood someone's daily life less
Also, the comments talking about her husband are how I learned that he's _32_ years older than she is, and I've never understood someone's daily life less
I think I’m pretty clean but let’s see: tell me what the deal is, @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think I’m pretty clean but let’s see: tell me what the deal is, @profanity.accountant
I have a lot of questions, but I want to be very clear on this next part: I absolutely do NOT require answers
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I have a lot of questions, but I want to be very clear on this next part: I absolutely do NOT require answers
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
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One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
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I am amazingly proud to have inspired this
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I am amazingly proud to have inspired this
My kid figured out very quickly that there was a tone in my voice that meant "not til you're older" and a different tone that meant "not ever, like EVER."
He cottoned on pretty fast that Roblox was in that latter group.
He cottoned on pretty fast that Roblox was in that latter group.
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My kid figured out very quickly that there was a tone in my voice that meant "not til you're older" and a different tone that meant "not ever, like EVER."
He cottoned on pretty fast that Roblox was in that latter group.
He cottoned on pretty fast that Roblox was in that latter group.
I realized I did not want to be a chemist, and my advisor suggested I give a CS course a try.
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I realized I did not want to be a chemist, and my advisor suggested I give a CS course a try.
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
“I want TurboTax to go away. Fuck their lobbying-to-keep-shit-complicated asses.”
/monkey’s paw curls
/monkey’s paw curls
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“I want TurboTax to go away. Fuck their lobbying-to-keep-shit-complicated asses.”
/monkey’s paw curls
/monkey’s paw curls
We need the Minority Report precogs but for social media mute words
I have muted Nuzzi and worm but somehow there are constantly new Words nobody can possibly anticipate
I have muted so many words but you all keep getting around them
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We need the Minority Report precogs but for social media mute words
Seeing that "Part 1" felt benign before I clicked on the link.
After reading it to the end, those are the two most horrifying words I've read in a WHILE
After reading it to the end, those are the two most horrifying words I've read in a WHILE
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Seeing that "Part 1" felt benign before I clicked on the link.
After reading it to the end, those are the two most horrifying words I've read in a WHILE
After reading it to the end, those are the two most horrifying words I've read in a WHILE
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i am going to continue to maintain that normal people hate this shit, and people will *especially* hate *this* shit
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i am going to continue to maintain that normal people hate this shit, and people will *especially* hate *this* shit
I was explaining the idea behind "benefit of the doubt" to my kid the other day, and even he picked up immediately that you have to have some doubt in the first place for it to work
I've seen a fair amount of "if you take a nuanced approach/give them the benefit of the doubt/provide lots and lots of context" in defense of both the New York Times and the national Democratic Party and I guess my question is, what have either done in the last decade to earn that?
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I was explaining the idea behind "benefit of the doubt" to my kid the other day, and even he picked up immediately that you have to have some doubt in the first place for it to work
I could toss out the most ridiculous, over the top response to this question, and probably still be off by orders of magnitude
How many different people's work do you think you've seen since you've been on social media? Like how many different individuals have created the photos, videos, and words that you've looked at since you started scrolling timelines on your phone?
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I could toss out the most ridiculous, over the top response to this question, and probably still be off by orders of magnitude
I feel bad for legal cat, but this is tremendous content.
ranking the messages i receive on hinge
starting a thread of all the unhinged things i see on hinge
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I feel bad for legal cat, but this is tremendous content.
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British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
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Take a drink of something you don't mind cleaning off your screen. Hold it. Then attempt to read the following article without incident. Let me know how far you get
The annual toy safety report added a new threat category, filing artificially intelligent teddy bears under “psychological hazards” after researchers determined that traditional warnings like “choking risk” & “toxic materials” did not adequately cover. Read more below...
#AI #chatgpt #toys #OddNews
#AI #chatgpt #toys #OddNews
AI Teddy Bears Fail Turing Test, Pass Predator Test
Finally, a teddy bear that can both mispronounce “Snuggle” and ruin your will to parent.
oddnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Take a drink of something you don't mind cleaning off your screen. Hold it. Then attempt to read the following article without incident. Let me know how far you get
The funniest argument against lowering the voting age has always been “Teenagers will just vote for stupid shit!” and it’s like, friendo, have you seen the American electorate
Always "a 15-year-old isn't a child" and never "a 15-year-old should be able to vote." Smdh
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The funniest argument against lowering the voting age has always been “Teenagers will just vote for stupid shit!” and it’s like, friendo, have you seen the American electorate