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into my plants, vhs, kicking it with my kid, and us politics. scientist teaching defense attorneys about faulty forensics. questionable music taste. new england coded. if you know me irl, no you don’t. 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤙
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· Sep 13
starting a thread of all the unhinged things i see on hinge
the USA: invading operating rooms near you, 2026
President Trump announces that he is declaring fentanyl a weapon of mass destruction.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
the USA: invading operating rooms near you, 2026
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a zoom meetup where everyone makes their long-procrastinated customer service calls together
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
a zoom meetup where everyone makes their long-procrastinated customer service calls together
when you thought you were getting ghosted but it turns out his phone is a pos and you have to convince your friends he’s not the bad guy you said he was
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
when you thought you were getting ghosted but it turns out his phone is a pos and you have to convince your friends he’s not the bad guy you said he was
What’s the best Christmas movie, and why is it the 2008 Vince Vaughn/Reese Witherspoon cinematic, “Four Christmases”
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What’s the best Christmas movie, and why is it the 2008 Vince Vaughn/Reese Witherspoon cinematic, “Four Christmases”
gross topic warning: sulfur burps
apparently people on glp-1s get gross eggy burps, just like those of us with gastroparesis. I FOUND A CURE OTHER THAN PROJECTILE VOMITING: peppermint oil gelcaps.
sure, you're going to be burping up christmas tree but it is ✨glorious✨ in comparison
apparently people on glp-1s get gross eggy burps, just like those of us with gastroparesis. I FOUND A CURE OTHER THAN PROJECTILE VOMITING: peppermint oil gelcaps.
sure, you're going to be burping up christmas tree but it is ✨glorious✨ in comparison
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
gross topic warning: sulfur burps
apparently people on glp-1s get gross eggy burps, just like those of us with gastroparesis. I FOUND A CURE OTHER THAN PROJECTILE VOMITING: peppermint oil gelcaps.
sure, you're going to be burping up christmas tree but it is ✨glorious✨ in comparison
apparently people on glp-1s get gross eggy burps, just like those of us with gastroparesis. I FOUND A CURE OTHER THAN PROJECTILE VOMITING: peppermint oil gelcaps.
sure, you're going to be burping up christmas tree but it is ✨glorious✨ in comparison
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Us guys don’t talk about it much, but this is a pretty common way for a lot of us to spend an evening. Grab a couple guns, get a room, and just hole up and see what shakes out. I’m probably out there 2-3 nights a week.
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Us guys don’t talk about it much, but this is a pretty common way for a lot of us to spend an evening. Grab a couple guns, get a room, and just hole up and see what shakes out. I’m probably out there 2-3 nights a week.
how do you find a man with a similar description who happens to be in a hotel room with two guns when you knock
They’re releasing the suspect in the Brown University murders. They had the wrong person. How does this even happen?
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
how do you find a man with a similar description who happens to be in a hotel room with two guns when you knock
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A person of interest detained after a mass shooting at Brown University that killed two students and injured nine is being released after the investigation took law enforcement authorities in a “different direction,” officials said Sunday night.
Brown University shooting: authorities releasing sole person of interest
At least two people were killed and nine others injured in Saturday attack that occurred in engineering building on Providence, Rhode Island campus
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
A person of interest detained after a mass shooting at Brown University that killed two students and injured nine is being released after the investigation took law enforcement authorities in a “different direction,” officials said Sunday night.
my profile: “no cops, no nazis, no exceptions”
and yet, inevitably:
and yet, inevitably:
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
my profile: “no cops, no nazis, no exceptions”
and yet, inevitably:
and yet, inevitably:
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Man, it’s also the Sandy Hook anniversary. Fuck this timeline.
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Man, it’s also the Sandy Hook anniversary. Fuck this timeline.
i’m finally getting the hang of cooking without gluten, dairy, extra sugar, or eggs: exhibit a, french toast casserole
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i’m finally getting the hang of cooking without gluten, dairy, extra sugar, or eggs: exhibit a, french toast casserole
portrait of yours truly (my 8-y/o is learning animation)
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
portrait of yours truly (my 8-y/o is learning animation)
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Person of Interest detained in connection to the Brown shooting. Shelter in Place order has been lifted.
'Person of interest' detained over Brown University shooting, official says
Two people died and nine others were injured in the incident in Rhode Island on Saturday.
www.bbc.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Person of Interest detained in connection to the Brown shooting. Shelter in Place order has been lifted.
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I’ve become very bad at posting and scrolling which is ultimately better for my brain, but please look at these hibernating ladybugs that made themselves into beautiful flowers adorning this statue’s hair
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’ve become very bad at posting and scrolling which is ultimately better for my brain, but please look at these hibernating ladybugs that made themselves into beautiful flowers adorning this statue’s hair
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Awful news on the other side of the world.
BREAKING: 11 people were killed at Sydney's Bondi Beach in an attack on the Jewish community, an official says.
Gunmen kill 9 at Bondi Beach; police kill one, arrest another
Two gunmen have shot dead nine people at Sydney’s Bondi Beach. This tragic event occurred on Sunday.
bit.ly
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Awful news on the other side of the world.
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From WPRI:
8:59 p.m. | Another sign of how widespread the lockdown’s effects are. A priest in Providence tells our Mike Montecalvo that a wedding was taking place at St. Joseph’s Church, not far from Brown; bridge, groom and guests are all still in the church waiting for the lockdown to lift.
8:59 p.m. | Another sign of how widespread the lockdown’s effects are. A priest in Providence tells our Mike Montecalvo that a wedding was taking place at St. Joseph’s Church, not far from Brown; bridge, groom and guests are all still in the church waiting for the lockdown to lift.
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
From WPRI:
8:59 p.m. | Another sign of how widespread the lockdown’s effects are. A priest in Providence tells our Mike Montecalvo that a wedding was taking place at St. Joseph’s Church, not far from Brown; bridge, groom and guests are all still in the church waiting for the lockdown to lift.
8:59 p.m. | Another sign of how widespread the lockdown’s effects are. A priest in Providence tells our Mike Montecalvo that a wedding was taking place at St. Joseph’s Church, not far from Brown; bridge, groom and guests are all still in the church waiting for the lockdown to lift.
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me every time i use the regular mouthwash instead of the sensitive kind without alcohol
a close up of a man 's face with yellow eyes and teeth .
Alt: Kiefer Sutherland is the vampire David in the movie The Lost boys he is in his vampire form with yellow contacts which were actually irritating his eyes and that's why he sheds a single tear but it looks important in the movie because he just got burned by the sun
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
me every time i use the regular mouthwash instead of the sensitive kind without alcohol
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Every time you see the term "male loneliness" just replace it with "male immaturity" because that's the problem that needs solving, if anything
Men's loneliness is a complex issue that also leads into a larger loneliness problem for everybody! Men also have little solidarity and are encouraged to repress emotions from a young age. Extremism takes advantage of this! It's obvious!
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every time you see the term "male loneliness" just replace it with "male immaturity" because that's the problem that needs solving, if anything
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Just watched an interview with a young woman that fled the shooting rampage at Brown University today. She was traumatized. She was also a student at the Mass Shooting that occurred at Marjorie Stoneman High in Florida back in 2018. That killed 17 people, and injured more.
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just watched an interview with a young woman that fled the shooting rampage at Brown University today. She was traumatized. She was also a student at the Mass Shooting that occurred at Marjorie Stoneman High in Florida back in 2018. That killed 17 people, and injured more.
cant a girl take her kid to swim class without returning to news of an isis attack??
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
cant a girl take her kid to swim class without returning to news of an isis attack??
putting myself in time out for sleeping with a man who calls me ‘big dawg’ and then having feelings when his communication skills do not magically improve afterward
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
putting myself in time out for sleeping with a man who calls me ‘big dawg’ and then having feelings when his communication skills do not magically improve afterward
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what a gender reveal not gone wrong looks like:
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
what a gender reveal not gone wrong looks like:
i think we lost the plot as a society when we got ‘choose your own skin tone’ emojis from apple
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i think we lost the plot as a society when we got ‘choose your own skin tone’ emojis from apple
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The US military is using the white supremacist Jerusalem Cross on its propaganda
www.thecanary.co/global/world...
www.thecanary.co/global/world...
The US military is using the white supremacist Jerusalem Cross on its propaganda
So the US military casually decorates its propaganda with white supremacist crusader symbols now. Totally normal, nothing to see here
www.thecanary.co
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The US military is using the white supremacist Jerusalem Cross on its propaganda
www.thecanary.co/global/world...
www.thecanary.co/global/world...
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Roses are red,
December is too damn long,
December is too damn long,
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Roses are red,
December is too damn long,
December is too damn long,