Frankenstein's Slacker
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doomer with a heart of gold he/him I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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the answer to the question no one asked is:

no I ain't dead yet

the follow up question no one asked:

this is what I've been up to.

[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏
slackerpal.bsky.social
dogs are just ape-ified wolves
slackerpal.bsky.social
US Government officially designating the non-billionaire population as "Biofuel".
slackerpal.bsky.social
Something kids today need to understand is that literally nobody wore Nikes before the Heavens Gate people
slackerpal.bsky.social
nothin beats fresh pulled, as they say
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working on alchemical fluids to transmutate dorks into dweebs
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tonymagoni.bsky.social
This is a blade of grass magnified one time. Still think you should be touching it?
A blade of grass magnified showing a sawtooth pattern on its edge
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time to check InDeed...
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
slackerpal.bsky.social
Why do you insist on waking up when the World is trying to laugh at your silly little dreams?
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the grim reaper driving a taxi full of silverware makes it a death cab for cutlery
riotgrlerin.bsky.social
the grim reaper driving a taxi full of meats and cheeses makes it a death cab for charcuterie.
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Abandon hamburger hope all ye who enter here
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The only good use of gen ai is making shirts with super intricate patterns
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Cast Off Your Chains In One Easy Step!
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*reads the room*:

...

*googles "asinine definition"*
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Reading the Wikipedia entry for "Family Tree" so I can remember everyone's name at the Berenstain Bear family reunion.
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furry porn called When Harts Like Our Meat
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I have been described thusly as well
slackerpal.bsky.social
back in my day we'd tie fresh sprigs of dill weed to our belts and say "what's the dilly, yo"
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post from the Cuddle Connection app:

Power Little Spoon Looking For Cozy Big Spoon To Binge Trash TV On Comfy Sofa
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pixelthegnome.bsky.social
telling the cashier at the gas station i'll cherish this moment forever when she asked me to sign up for the rewards program
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
When you're in a hurry to get out of a phish concert
Pack of crackers that says get moving crackers on the package
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every time you fail at video games God loves you a little less
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How many more years of "man-made horrors too stupid to believe" do we have to go through before we get to the ones BEYOND comprehension?