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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 14m

good christ

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 39m

explicitly nazi administration

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 6h

I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.

Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 34m

My brain when someone tells me there are good republicans

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 22m

this isn't me trying to gatekeep, this is me being afraid of being judged by new people and yes i know this is irrational

Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 45m

I hate when I go to the gym and it's all strangers there. Who are you people, you're not usually here. This is not the routine.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 41m

I'm here every morning and there's always a few faces i recognize and today there's none and instead there's about 10 people I've never seen before.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 45m

I hate when I go to the gym and it's all strangers there. Who are you people, you're not usually here. This is not the routine.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1h

They have a whole album called The Abba Generation that's only Abba and I didn't realize until now that that had songs that aren't Abba covers

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1h

for the refined collector

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 8h

god i only want one thing

Hannah Pumpkins 🎃 🍂 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 11h

What if the Over The Garden Wall guys did an animated Discworld series

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cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 10h

Stevia Daddies

Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.

Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 15h

They're so good and with a few slices of strawberry on top absolutely goated

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

smdh, can't even afford to put avocado on your sugar babies anymore in this economy

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

okay i see the vpl now, we can acknowledge it, i didn't realize it was there until now but i think everyone deserves a treat so I'll leave it up

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

and there's always the tricky problem of what's pornography and conservatives consider it to be anything they find offensive, so catcher in the rye is pornography and so is Chaucer and the Diary of Anne Frank

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

New PR on the weight bench at 160 lbs today, I started lifting almost 7 months ago and could only lift 65, I'm almost lifting 100 lbs more than when I started and I'm pretty proud of it

A smiling mirror selfie of me in a weight room at the gym wearing a white T-shirt and grey workout shorts, I'm posing with my arm flexed

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 2d

I'm here for punk shit, like Madonna and Circle Jerks and Slayer

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 2d

screenshot from before the block

A post from Blue check Gabriel Milland, who has posted a screenshot of his editorial, Do yoga, pornography, and jazz really belong on the national curriculum. He's included the first few paragraphs of it but I won't waste your time with it.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 2d

folks either have the turn signal on for 5 miles at a time or they don't use them at all around here and it's exhausting

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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 2d

Drivers 👇👇👇

🎃 The Pantastic Mr. Pox 🦠 @mrfox.bsky.social · 2d

Use your FUCKING TURN SIGNALS

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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 2d

This is a) utterly terrifying and b) vital. Don’t turn away. The crisis is fixable because it is, ultimately, political. We know the chemistry. We decline the action necessary.

Gregory Norminton @gregorynorminton.bsky.social · 2d

The headline news that won't be headline news.

'A tragedy': World may have reached first climate 'tipping point' as coral reefs face collapse

Warm-water coral reefs - on which a billion people and a quarter of all marine life depend - are on the brink of collapse, according to a major new scientific study

www.businessgreen.com

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