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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
@notarealdoctor.bsky.social
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Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
If I hit 1k followers, I will either post hole or stop posting hole depending on each individual follower's preference
a screenshot of my profile heading showing I'm at 995 followers.
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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acabdriver.bsky.social
This beast is straight from the depths of hell
notarealdoctor.bsky.social Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d
it was honestly such a flex when Frosty removed his own head to look at his still living body
Frosty the snowman holding his own head in his hand so that he can look at his body and confirm that he is in fact a snowman
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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rossholliday.bsky.social
Whomst amongst us hasn’t longed to do this to their head when having a head cold? Just let that thing drain out.
notarealdoctor.bsky.social Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d
it was honestly such a flex when Frosty removed his own head to look at his still living body
Frosty the snowman holding his own head in his hand so that he can look at his body and confirm that he is in fact a snowman
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
i don't know why so many people are dunking on this guy, i personally run several business where I offer no service or product and people pay me lots of money to do this
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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samschlong.bsky.social
your sleep score was a 61 last night. lower than your recent average. we measured your honks at a normal level, but your shoo-mimimis were lower than usual. read here to see how you can work on this
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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tonymagoni.bsky.social
Venture capitalists: meet my new girlfriend

The girlfriend:
A digital image of an engraving showing the mechanical Turk machine from the 1770s, it shows a little dude inside the box who was actually moving the chess pieces
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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benderdict.bsky.social
Fog descends upon the lake, a swingset in the foreground. The grass is brown.
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
I'm making money moves
a screenshot of a conversation with the crown Prince of Dubai CP: Hello 👋 Greetings Me: Greetings your highness
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
i bet it feels so good for the bagel when she's sliced up into pieces
a plain bagel sliced normally
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
it was honestly such a flex when Frosty removed his own head to look at his still living body
Frosty the snowman holding his own head in his hand so that he can look at his body and confirm that he is in fact a snowman
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
They were aware of the blackmail gang beforehand and did not investigate
Within 10 days of Mr Gough's death, police received two more separate blackmail reports involving the same phone number that appeared on the note left at his house In both cases, the victims had arranged to meet someone on Grindr but were confronted by a group of young men who demanded money The group later presented themselves as "paedophile hunters" despite not giving police any intelligence supporting this claim Police treated the group as "individuals requiring safeguarding" rather than as potential offenders involved in extortion or blackmail
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Good morning, this is your reminder that white gays are also still oppressed no matter how many rights you think you have and throwing your trans sisters and brothers and everything others under the bus will not save you.
Police accused of 'homophobic assumptions' over victims of blackmail on Grindr
A BBC investigation learns of five cases of suspected blackmail involving victims targeted on Grindr in one area.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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erikafurudo.love
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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katelynburns.com
It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.

This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.

This is almost everything the government is doing.
prismreports.org Prism @prismreports.org · 2d
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Truck wouldn't start this morning 😮‍💨

I forgot to engage the clutch

folks I've been driving a manual for 22 years
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Car with Quest 64 built into the dash
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise, point of view from the captains chair looking forward. Sulu is at his station just ahead and looking back at us if to say "are you seeing this shit?" Beyond Sulu is the main view screen, where Abraham Lincoln is pictured in a large chair with space behind him. Closed caption reads, "I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN."
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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madi-faith.bsky.social
; ever heard a fox laughing?

a much-needed timeline cleanse! 🦊

#7syllablesentence #fox #laughter #joy #foxes #animals #cuteanimals #nature #littlethingsthatmakemesmile
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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loveandbarley.bsky.social
me and the boys on fridays
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
evilbeast also it finally happened. a girl called me hot for having a multitool in my backpack evilbeast right so i also have a patch like this on my backpack: STOP 🛑 NO TALK NO TOUCH NO EYE CONTACT its meant for a service dog but i like to think i'm funny. anyways same girl saw this patch, read it out loud, then made direct eye contact and Grabbed my throat evilbeast the moral of the story is that if you are a pathetic fag with the strength of a wet napkin scary women want to keep you as a pet
October 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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bigratgames.bsky.social
american indie developer deciding on a setting: in a cozy mountain town surrounded by wholesome yokai, ghibli inspired cooperative sustainable cherry blossoms and you can pet the dog french indie developer deciding on a setting: in a world where the gestalt misery of colonisation's victims has manifested into a sort of misery elemental, three church-like religious organisations hav[nine more paragraphs that leave you feeling like you know less than you knew before you started reading] polish indie developer deciding on a setting: warsaw👍🇵🇱 it is very bad
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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gaykwon.bsky.social
Really encouraging Somali people to not open their door for anyone they don't know personally. And there's no legal obligation to open the door for law enforcement. Don't even talk through the door. No warrant = don't open.
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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hunterfelt.bsky.social
This is super good!
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM