Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
@notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
when you're in the DC area it gets really easy to tell the Maryland drivers from the Virginia drivers just based on what their license plate says
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
when you're in the DC area it gets really easy to tell the Maryland drivers from the Virginia drivers just based on what their license plate says
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Hey, you there! eagerly downloading that new Full Cast version of those books by the mouldy bigot lady, this is YOU doing that. This is what you are funding, the needlessly cruel ripping up of trans people's lives
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hey, you there! eagerly downloading that new Full Cast version of those books by the mouldy bigot lady, this is YOU doing that. This is what you are funding, the needlessly cruel ripping up of trans people's lives
my toxic trait is that every time i find a ring underneath a bush i immediately start wearing it to the point that the plating comes off and it's just bare copper underneath
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
my toxic trait is that every time i find a ring underneath a bush i immediately start wearing it to the point that the plating comes off and it's just bare copper underneath
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"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
Kohler Can Access Data and Pictures from Toilet Camera It Describes as “End-to-End Encrypted” - /var/log/simon
Claimed end-to-end privacy doesn’t fully conceal your rear-end data
varlogsimon.leaflet.pub
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
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New franchise opportunity: We send you a free top of the line toilet that’s wired to an onlyfans account, from which you keep 75% of the profit
"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
Kohler Can Access Data and Pictures from Toilet Camera It Describes as “End-to-End Encrypted” - /var/log/simon
Claimed end-to-end privacy doesn’t fully conceal your rear-end data
varlogsimon.leaflet.pub
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
New franchise opportunity: We send you a free top of the line toilet that’s wired to an onlyfans account, from which you keep 75% of the profit
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YOU THERE, SELF-HATING PERSON WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM!
SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOURSELF! COMPLIMENT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW! I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S TORTURE OR FEELS FAKE! KEEP TRYING UNTIL YOU CAN SAY IT OUT LOUD! KEEP REPEATING IT UNTIL IT IS NOT A WHISPER! KEEP GOING EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU BELIEVE IT!
SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOURSELF! COMPLIMENT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW! I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S TORTURE OR FEELS FAKE! KEEP TRYING UNTIL YOU CAN SAY IT OUT LOUD! KEEP REPEATING IT UNTIL IT IS NOT A WHISPER! KEEP GOING EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU BELIEVE IT!
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
YOU THERE, SELF-HATING PERSON WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM!
SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOURSELF! COMPLIMENT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW! I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S TORTURE OR FEELS FAKE! KEEP TRYING UNTIL YOU CAN SAY IT OUT LOUD! KEEP REPEATING IT UNTIL IT IS NOT A WHISPER! KEEP GOING EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU BELIEVE IT!
SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOURSELF! COMPLIMENT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW! I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S TORTURE OR FEELS FAKE! KEEP TRYING UNTIL YOU CAN SAY IT OUT LOUD! KEEP REPEATING IT UNTIL IT IS NOT A WHISPER! KEEP GOING EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU BELIEVE IT!
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I was fortunate enough to acquire one of these. These are real physical NFTs made with paint on canvas, numbered for authenticity, and backed by the value of the Cranny Cola brand. The sentimental value makes it priceless, but the monetary value has increased by 100000% since purchase.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I was fortunate enough to acquire one of these. These are real physical NFTs made with paint on canvas, numbered for authenticity, and backed by the value of the Cranny Cola brand. The sentimental value makes it priceless, but the monetary value has increased by 100000% since purchase.
almost the perfect crime
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
almost the perfect crime
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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We must finish domesticating them. They are begging for it now
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
We must finish domesticating them. They are begging for it now
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Holy shit, I’m rewatching, and just caught this. Can’t believe they missed it
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Holy shit, I’m rewatching, and just caught this. Can’t believe they missed it
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imagine going to the gym to do cardio because you're concerned about your heart and then putting fox news on the treadmill to poison your soul this is reality for thousands of the worst uncles you've ever known ever day
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
imagine going to the gym to do cardio because you're concerned about your heart and then putting fox news on the treadmill to poison your soul this is reality for thousands of the worst uncles you've ever known ever day
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Oh your favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard? Well mine is Guillermo del Toro’s 1992 vampire flick Cronos
December 2, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Oh your favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard? Well mine is Guillermo del Toro’s 1992 vampire flick Cronos
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John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
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If you're looking forward Tailside, please be sure to also +wishlist it as it really helps with exposure <3
store.steampowered.com/app/2922570/...
Thank you so much <3
#cozygame #indiegame #pixelart #cuteart #stream
store.steampowered.com/app/2922570/...
Thank you so much <3
#cozygame #indiegame #pixelart #cuteart #stream
Tailside: Cozy Cafe Sim on Steam
Run your own cozy café in Tailside! Brew coffee, decorate your café, and follow small stories in the daily newspaper. Progress through days and levels to unlock new items, skills, villagers, and creat...
store.steampowered.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If you're looking forward Tailside, please be sure to also +wishlist it as it really helps with exposure <3
store.steampowered.com/app/2922570/...
Thank you so much <3
#cozygame #indiegame #pixelart #cuteart #stream
store.steampowered.com/app/2922570/...
Thank you so much <3
#cozygame #indiegame #pixelart #cuteart #stream
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I don't think I'm being biased when I say that several long-running WFMU DJs have permanently transformed days of the week. Sunday afternoons are associated w/garage rock (Bill Kelly), Saturday afternoons are associated w/greasy RnR (the Hound), and Sunday mornings have long been reggae time (Jeff).
WFMU's legendary DJ Jeff Sarge has announced that the last episode of his Reggae Schoolroom radio show on WFMU will be this Sunday, November 30th. Join Jeff to show your appreciation for this outstanding 41-year run!
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I don't think I'm being biased when I say that several long-running WFMU DJs have permanently transformed days of the week. Sunday afternoons are associated w/garage rock (Bill Kelly), Saturday afternoons are associated w/greasy RnR (the Hound), and Sunday mornings have long been reggae time (Jeff).
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I take Wikipedia for granted. Reading this Jimmy Wales interview reminded me in our Fantasyland age what a remarkable and important creation it is. True pillar of civilization. Runs on only $200 million a year. Requires our support. So I’m finally donating. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/m...
The Culture Wars Came for Wikipedia. Jimmy Wales Is Staying the Course.
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I take Wikipedia for granted. Reading this Jimmy Wales interview reminded me in our Fantasyland age what a remarkable and important creation it is. True pillar of civilization. Runs on only $200 million a year. Requires our support. So I’m finally donating. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/m...
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We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Tell your lawmakers to oppose the Kids Online Safety Act- there are better ways to protect kids online without throwing other vulnerable people under the bus.
www.stopkosa.com
www.stopkosa.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Tell your lawmakers to oppose the Kids Online Safety Act- there are better ways to protect kids online without throwing other vulnerable people under the bus.
www.stopkosa.com
www.stopkosa.com
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KOSA will obliterate trans people's ability to have spaces and even communicate online. It MUST be stopped.
Tell your lawmakers to oppose the Kids Online Safety Act- there are better ways to protect kids online without throwing other vulnerable people under the bus.
www.stopkosa.com
www.stopkosa.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
KOSA will obliterate trans people's ability to have spaces and even communicate online. It MUST be stopped.