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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
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Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
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It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.

This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.

This is almost everything the government is doing.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Truck wouldn't start this morning 😮‍💨

I forgot to engage the clutch

folks I've been driving a manual for 22 years
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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; ever heard a fox laughing?

a much-needed timeline cleanse! 🦊

#7syllablesentence #fox #laughter #joy #foxes #animals #cuteanimals #nature #littlethingsthatmakemesmile
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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me and the boys on fridays
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Really encouraging Somali people to not open their door for anyone they don't know personally. And there's no legal obligation to open the door for law enforcement. Don't even talk through the door. No warrant = don't open.
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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This is super good!
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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okay phrase, enjoy floating around in my head for the next 40-50 years
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
when you're in the DC area it gets really easy to tell the Maryland drivers from the Virginia drivers just based on what their license plate says
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Hey, you there! eagerly downloading that new Full Cast version of those books by the mouldy bigot lady, this is YOU doing that. This is what you are funding, the needlessly cruel ripping up of trans people's lives
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
my toxic trait is that every time i find a ring underneath a bush i immediately start wearing it to the point that the plating comes off and it's just bare copper underneath
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"

It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
Kohler Can Access Data and Pictures from Toilet Camera It Describes as “End-to-End Encrypted” - /var/log/simon
Claimed end-to-end privacy doesn’t fully conceal your rear-end data
varlogsimon.leaflet.pub
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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New franchise opportunity: We send you a free top of the line toilet that’s wired to an onlyfans account, from which you keep 75% of the profit
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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YOU THERE, SELF-HATING PERSON WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM!

SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOURSELF! COMPLIMENT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW! I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S TORTURE OR FEELS FAKE! KEEP TRYING UNTIL YOU CAN SAY IT OUT LOUD! KEEP REPEATING IT UNTIL IT IS NOT A WHISPER! KEEP GOING EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU BELIEVE IT!
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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I was fortunate enough to acquire one of these. These are real physical NFTs made with paint on canvas, numbered for authenticity, and backed by the value of the Cranny Cola brand. The sentimental value makes it priceless, but the monetary value has increased by 100000% since purchase.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
almost the perfect crime
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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We must finish domesticating them. They are begging for it now
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Holy shit, I’m rewatching, and just caught this. Can’t believe they missed it
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM