Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
@notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
don't forget the mudroom and laundry with two bathtubs attached to the gallery halll or the coat bath with an oversized bidet!
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
don't forget the mudroom and laundry with two bathtubs attached to the gallery halll or the coat bath with an oversized bidet!
You've clearly missed the big double glass back door that i think opens into the "master room", which you can access through the fridge i think(?)
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You've clearly missed the big double glass back door that i think opens into the "master room", which you can access through the fridge i think(?)
Oh that's nice, mine is Stanley Kubrick's final film, 1999's "Eyes Wide Shut", a film he literally died for
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Oh that's nice, mine is Stanley Kubrick's final film, 1999's "Eyes Wide Shut", a film he literally died for
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John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
have i got the product and/or service for you and your body!
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
have i got the product and/or service for you and your body!
accidental fnordingi promise
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
accidental fnordingi promise
i think if we kissed on the lips more often it would really ceþment the feling
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i think if we kissed on the lips more often it would really ceþment the feling
it's horrifying that we almost can't survive without a second job or a side hustle anymore
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
it's horrifying that we almost can't survive without a second job or a side hustle anymore
I'd use it to buy groceries man how much are we talking honestly
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'd use it to buy groceries man how much are we talking honestly
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well you got your answer
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
well you got your answer
It's SO frustrating! I want to see boys* who look like me on TV
*(men in their forties with a little gut and body hair)
*(men in their forties with a little gut and body hair)
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It's SO frustrating! I want to see boys* who look like me on TV
*(men in their forties with a little gut and body hair)
*(men in their forties with a little gut and body hair)
it's the responsible thing to do!
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
it's the responsible thing to do!