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doomer with a heart of gold
he/him
I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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the answer to the question no one asked is:

no I ain't dead yet

the follow up question no one asked:

this is what I've been up to.

[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏
me talking about a book from the late 1980s:
"It's a tale as old as The Land Before Time."
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Edward Scissorhands could have been called Cool Hand Luke; but Cool Hand Luke couldn't have been called Edward Scissorhands.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
chatgpt could never
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Kids Love Candied Kidneys!
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Noir PI singing "Punk Rock Girl" at karaoke:

She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs

In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon

With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
talk to me when your level of couth is no longer *un*
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Noir PI singing "Punk Rock Girl" at karaoke:

She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs

In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon

With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Kids Love Candied Kidneys!
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
living dangerously - but only vicariously so
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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it's lowkey fucked up that candy canes aren't holly flavored
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.

There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the confusion here centers on the word *real*:

people are taking this to mean that misandry exists in reality - but this is clearly not the case, so people are taking umbrage.

but misandry is *real* in the same sense as *real estate* - meaning that is ultimately the perogative of the king alone
Misandry is just as real as misogyny.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.

There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
it's lowkey fucked up that candy canes aren't holly flavored
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
same energy
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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post something random or else you'll have an awful November
(hope I'm not too late!)
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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a big hearty duh and everyone associated with deep sea mining is going to hell
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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dying because the gelatinous cube has a fat 1/8th in it and I can't help myself
June 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
we used to say mean people suck. now we just call them regular people.
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
heaven just got a new angel
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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sloow ride

take it easy
Robert Reinick’s Marchen, Lieder Und Geschichtenbuch, 1907

archive.org/details/gesc...
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM