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neveratrest.bsky.social
Fa 🐻 is sitting on Santa's lap.
@neveratrest.bsky.social
32. guy, gay, latino mizhari jew, sober, and autistic. two-faced gemini. plant dad. living with schizophrenia, anxiety and ocd. sociologist. proud zionist. sometimes spicy and suggestive, so be 18+ 🇧🇷 ✡️ 🏳️‍🌈

https://linktr.ee/neveratrest
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Name: Fa
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Brazil
Interests: gaming, podcasts, audiobooks, tv shows, movies
Vocation: humanities (sociology, philosophy, comedy)
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Sent to me by a friend from a Simpsons Facebook group
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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For this #TummyTuesday I'm wearing my new 22" button up, which now fits like my 20" did last month. Why bother wearing clothes at all?!
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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This one didn't catch on like COWABUMMER, but I promise you there's so much gold I just hurl into the void.
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Remember when Joss Whedon was a feminist icon? Men really can do anything we put our minds to.
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Carrying a 7 foot Christmas tree 2.5 miles home in the rain because the bus was cancelled?!

Don't mind me... just being the love interest for every straight to Netflix Christmas film ever made!
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
It's beginning to look a lot like pissmas... I just pissed my pants 🎶
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I read it so you don't have to: it's a pop up that says Edge is better. It can be easily ignored.
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Trump is NOT my president.

Because I do not live in the US.
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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How much can things change in 40-something years...?

#NSFW #history
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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*Takes all the free samples from the deli counter*
*Adds Freelance Cheese Taster to my resume*
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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He'll start a war to:

1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but DID get swole…

(I’ll see myself out)
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I am actually in favor of a war with Venezuela. That way, when I go home for the holidays and my nosy aunt asks me why I'm still single, instead of starting a fight by responding with "why is your husband still cheating on you?" I can change the topic to "what about that Venezuela war?"
December 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I am SHERlocked 😌
December 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Produced by Candace Cameron Bure
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM