Yeah, that's fair. Bluesky is alright but it seems kinda dead. I was trying to avoid going back on grommr but I might have to suck it up.

Yes - second time this month. I was able to appeal last time.

And fuck zuckertrash

FUCKING INSTAGRAM. UGH.

They fit a bit tighter than the first time I tried them a couple months ago

It's true

The refried beans tasted so damn good, but they gave me some awful heartburn the following morning.

Somebody come save me from this asinine training

I think I know what I'm cooking for this weekend's gainer meal.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit - the more you eat, the more you toot.

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart - the more you eat, the more you fart.

Beans, mashed, and mixed in with lard - the more you eat, the fatter you are.

A proper jock would look so delicious on you

Made Poutine-for-Four for myself for lunch

POV: Your boss walks up to your desk to see if you've submitted the expense report for the dozen donuts he bought himself for breakfast

Those thighs...🤤

I can still button this jacket...for now. I wish I had some help outgrowing it again.

I've recently discovered the slobbish bliss of stewing in my own piss and shit. Now if only somebody was feeding me.

If it weren't for sporadic work conferences, I'd never leave my city