☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️
@perchorin.bsky.social
Northern Virginia Bureau Chief
Owner of Two Trombones
#SAFC
Owner of Two Trombones
#SAFC
Pinned
If I make mistakes in my skeets please know it’s because I’ve got this guy just staring at me, unblinking, for hours on end and sometimes I crack under the pressure.
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Horrifying if literal: cost of living. Oh wait
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Horrifying if literal: cost of living. Oh wait
All I wanna do is take a nap but Mijy, my tiny Asian wife, is using the entire bed upstairs from which to watch Korean variety shows, as one does, my massive senior cat is taking up half the couch & all the blanket in the living room, & it’s cold as a witch’s tit downstairs. Hashtag Hard Knock Life
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
All I wanna do is take a nap but Mijy, my tiny Asian wife, is using the entire bed upstairs from which to watch Korean variety shows, as one does, my massive senior cat is taking up half the couch & all the blanket in the living room, & it’s cold as a witch’s tit downstairs. Hashtag Hard Knock Life
Never in doubt! (I secretly watched the entire second half. What a game. What a team!)
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Never in doubt! (I secretly watched the entire second half. What a game. What a team!)
Shambolic
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Shambolic
There were definitely shenanigans, but nothing too disastrous. Look at my perfect little girl asleep under the tree! What a gift she is.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
There were definitely shenanigans, but nothing too disastrous. Look at my perfect little girl asleep under the tree! What a gift she is.
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My neighbor was at Albany Bulb in the East Bay and met a photographer named Charlie who had captured this amazing shot there. If you know him, send me his last name to credit.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My neighbor was at Albany Bulb in the East Bay and met a photographer named Charlie who had captured this amazing shot there. If you know him, send me his last name to credit.
Introduce yourself with 5000 animals you’ve been covered from head to toe with in the wild:
Fire ants
Fire ants
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Introduce yourself with 5000 animals you’ve been covered from head to toe with in the wild:
Fire ants
Fire ants
My dad, since the mid-eighties:
Is traveling not a call anymore or?
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My dad, since the mid-eighties:
How did Cindy-Lou Who end up fatherless anyway? Did he die fighting in a far off war, defending the Who way of life? Or did Cindy-Lou’s mom just spread a little too much Christmas joy around town? One thing is certain—The Grinch isn’t the only bastard in Whoville.
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How did Cindy-Lou Who end up fatherless anyway? Did he die fighting in a far off war, defending the Who way of life? Or did Cindy-Lou’s mom just spread a little too much Christmas joy around town? One thing is certain—The Grinch isn’t the only bastard in Whoville.
Heading out to buy a Christmas tree for the first time in a couple of years, mainly just to see what shenanigans it will inspire in the kittens.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Heading out to buy a Christmas tree for the first time in a couple of years, mainly just to see what shenanigans it will inspire in the kittens.
Country entertainer of the year you say? Yeah that shit still sucks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Country entertainer of the year you say? Yeah that shit still sucks.
How are you gonna put Kool & The Gang on a JUNGLE themed float and then they play Celebration??
We were all robbed of Jungle Boogie at the Macy’s Parade and someone needs to be held accountable.
We were all robbed of Jungle Boogie at the Macy’s Parade and someone needs to be held accountable.
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
How are you gonna put Kool & The Gang on a JUNGLE themed float and then they play Celebration??
We were all robbed of Jungle Boogie at the Macy’s Parade and someone needs to be held accountable.
We were all robbed of Jungle Boogie at the Macy’s Parade and someone needs to be held accountable.
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Honestly this is just good advice regardless where you live. Bundy over bullshit.
Self-care tip for moots in the DMV: if you have an HD antenna don’t watch the local news, watch a two hour block of Married With Children on channel 4-2 instead. No need to thank me later.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Honestly this is just good advice regardless where you live. Bundy over bullshit.
Self-care tip for moots in the DMV: if you have an HD antenna don’t watch the local news, watch a two hour block of Married With Children on channel 4-2 instead. No need to thank me later.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Self-care tip for moots in the DMV: if you have an HD antenna don’t watch the local news, watch a two hour block of Married With Children on channel 4-2 instead. No need to thank me later.
Old and busted: hair shirts
New hotness:
New hotness:
@drewmagary.bsky.social I hope this will be reviewed in this year’s Williams Sonoma Hater’s Guide
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Old and busted: hair shirts
New hotness:
New hotness:
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Prompt:
Reasons a Butterball hotline call would be escalated to tier 2 support.
Go.
Reasons a Butterball hotline call would be escalated to tier 2 support.
Go.
November 26, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Prompt:
Reasons a Butterball hotline call would be escalated to tier 2 support.
Go.
Reasons a Butterball hotline call would be escalated to tier 2 support.
Go.
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one time i spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel & when i was finally able to get close enough to its ear i whispered, “i don’t even know how your kind got on that ark.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
one time i spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel & when i was finally able to get close enough to its ear i whispered, “i don’t even know how your kind got on that ark.”
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My entire life in one cartoon, you might ask? This little masterwork, from the latest Private Eye.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My entire life in one cartoon, you might ask? This little masterwork, from the latest Private Eye.
Once more, for old time’s sake.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Once more, for old time’s sake.
In this installation of the franchise the role of the sassy Black cop will be played by Rob Schneider.
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In this installation of the franchise the role of the sassy Black cop will be played by Rob Schneider.
Gerry Ford babies are the rarest and most precious of all Gen X babies. 💅
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Gerry Ford babies are the rarest and most precious of all Gen X babies. 💅