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♡ Becca ♡
@goodolebebs.bsky.social
Just the same ole Motherfucker that I ever was. Yada yada yada...My weirdness in words awaits you here: ⬇️
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Speak to me in lyrics so I know it's real.
Someone's eyeing my pecan pie. 😆
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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If you don't take a small stack of Pringles out of the can and set them on the overturned lid like a makeshift plate, do you even like who you are as a person?
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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who up eating leftovers out the fridge
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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My sweat pants and I have a new understanding: what happens during Thanksgiving, stays in the elastic waistband.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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In Hawaii you’re not allowed to LOL

You have to keep it to a low ha
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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50% off all my posts one day only
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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i haven’t tried throat chopping my problems so maybe that is my problem
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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it’s almost like nobody at this thanksgiving dinner wants to hear me read my skeets out loud
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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THIS JUST IN: I have the hiccups.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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turkey dinner calzone
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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A lot of people are struggling.

Try to be kind

Try not to be kind of a jerk.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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says awkward and weird things logging on
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Thankful for what is real. Friendships, connections, hearts.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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You matter and I am thankful for you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I hope you are stuffed full of love
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Cutting the canned cranberry jelly into perfect slices has been my biggest accomplishment so far this year.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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gobble gobble mfers
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Coffee so strong i can baste the turkey and my soul.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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just got a text from future me telling me to put the forking fork down
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Think of me when you are stuffing that bird.

Wait, What? Hit send....
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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ok but what if we all got some rest?
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM