schrodinger's catboy
@genderfunk.bsky.social
lukas/luke. late 20s. gay and annoying. coping with my lack of dick and balls through the use of social media (sorry in advance)
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if you followed me on cohost, fear not, i am here at last
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“Hey kid, be a good caddie and don’t count my last stroke.”
September 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“Hey kid, be a good caddie and don’t count my last stroke.”
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December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
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Pooping during a zoom meeting like 🔇👀
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Pooping during a zoom meeting like 🔇👀
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At the dispensary asking which strain will take me back to 2010
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
At the dispensary asking which strain will take me back to 2010
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Performing circumcisions by doing a tiny kamehameha
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Performing circumcisions by doing a tiny kamehameha
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snow coming down? this raccoon has somewhere for you to stay warm ;3 🦝
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
snow coming down? this raccoon has somewhere for you to stay warm ;3 🦝
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no. next question please
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
no. next question please
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I don't believe in stigmata but it would be cool if it happened to me. I'd be like folks you're not gonna believe this. I'd go on all the news programs and be like, look at this. look at me.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don't believe in stigmata but it would be cool if it happened to me. I'd be like folks you're not gonna believe this. I'd go on all the news programs and be like, look at this. look at me.
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love is a super power
July 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
love is a super power
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look at this photograph
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
look at this photograph
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You can pipe your icing on my cookie if you wanna
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You can pipe your icing on my cookie if you wanna
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old man yells at country
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
old man yells at country
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My pet peeve? That not every frosted mini-wheat has the same amount of frosting.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My pet peeve? That not every frosted mini-wheat has the same amount of frosting.
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pour over, black (2/2)
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
pour over, black (2/2)
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pour over, black (1/2)
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
pour over, black (1/2)
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Rise and shine, Dr. Freeman. You will have a good day, I can see it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Rise and shine, Dr. Freeman. You will have a good day, I can see it.
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Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
March 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
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Charles Embezzlement Cheese
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Charles Embezzlement Cheese
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And yes I love Five Guys in my mouth and Wendy's on my face. I'm burgersexual
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
And yes I love Five Guys in my mouth and Wendy's on my face. I'm burgersexual