Jeff Tiedrich
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both things can be true, you know
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Obama basically got the Nobel Peace Prize for not being George W. Bush, and the next Dem president is going to get a Nobel Peace Prize for not being Donald Trump. look, that's just the way it works. I don't make the rules
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here's today's post: "Republicans are losing, and they know it" — they’ve MAGA’d themselves into a corner.
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Republicans are losing, and they know it
they’ve MAGA’d themselves into a corner
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MIKE JOHNSON, THE "LIMPEST DICK" IN DC, CALLED NO-KINGS DAY A "HATE AMERICA RALLY." HOLY MIKE CAN FUCK STRAIGHT OFF WITH THAT NONSENSE. HOW ABOUT DOING YOUR JOB FOR ONCE AND RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO POSSIBLY MY GREATEST POST EVER. LINK: IS HERE: bit.ly/48WrAIv
free clue for Mike Johnson: this is not a ‘hate America’ rally. we don’t hate America, you asshole. if we did, we’d be cheering Donny Convict’s fascist fuckery — because that shit is tearing America apart, and destroying it faster than our adversaries could have ever hoped.
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here's today's post: "Republicans are losing, and they know it" — they’ve MAGA’d themselves into a corner.
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Republicans are losing, and they know it
they’ve MAGA’d themselves into a corner
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OH LORDY! SOME DIPSHIT EVANGELICAL IS SAYING GOD TOLD HER JESUS GAVE CHARLIE KIRK A HORSE FARM IN HEAVEN AND THEY GO RIDING TOGETHER. COOL STORY, YOU LOONY "WEIRDO." I COVER THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" — THANK YOU FOR READING IT HERE: bit.ly/4nP8bOv
so anyway, the Big Guy in the Sky apparently runs some kind of ethereal streaming service or whatnot, and he’s been showing Kim his heavenly home movies, starring Charlie Kirk.

“this morning, when I was praying and going over my notes, and you know, reading this, [begins to cry] the lord showed me that [sniffles] he showed me Charlie in heaven, and like I said, I don’t know anything about Charlie, but I saw Charlie this morning, riding on a horse, with Jesus, and Jesus has given him like a horse ranch. he has a ranch. and he has all these animals, and I just feel like Charlie loved horses. and right now, this morning, he was on these horses, and he’s riding in his horse ranch, with Jesus. and I’m just like, isn’t that amazing.”

oh come on, really? Saint Chuck and the Lamb of God, bronco-busting besties in heaven? that sounds just a wee bit outlandish, doesn’t it?

because I’m a responsible journalist and everything, I needed to fact-check this claim. so I did a google image search on “Charlie Kirk in heaven,” and it turns out that indeed, the misshapen garden gnome and the prince of peace have become great buds up there in the hereafter.

awww, just look at these two friends-for-afterlife snugglebunnies.
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: October 11 edition" — Charlie rides it, Donny hides it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: October 11 edition
Charlie rides it, Donny hides it, and so much more...
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I would pay money for one of these
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I promise, it's more than just HA HA HA HA
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STUPID LOSER DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE AND MANY ARE SAYING TO ME "SIR! SIR! THIS MIGHT BE YOUR FINEST PIECE OF WRITING EVER! HOW DID YOU KNOW IN WHAT ORDER TO PUT ALL THOSE WORDS? SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/439TU6z
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seriously, fuck that guy.
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live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize
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fuck me, quickest milkshake duck ever
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I can't believe I wrote over 1,500 words about it and forgot to mention schadenfreude once
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here's today's post: "let’s laugh at the sad loser who didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize" — and let’s congratulate the woman who did.
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let’s laugh at the sad loser who didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize
and let’s congratulate the woman who did.
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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake" — this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever.
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Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake
this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever
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from Thursday’s post, on the batshit White House ‘anti-antifa’ roundtable that featured Donny Convict, ICE Barbie, and a fetid fucktangle of MAGA halfwits and hangers-on.
you can read the whole thing in all its glory here: bit.ly/4mSP3Ol
Chris Wray — who had been appointed FBI director by Donny — had it exactly right. antifa isn’t an organization. it’s a belief — that fascism is bad.

pro tip: if you’re against the idea of antifascism, you’re on the wrong fucking side.

this is something that Pizzagate Jack and his buddies don’t seem to realize.
fast forward to today. Chris Wray is gone, replaced by Krazee-Eyes Kash. Donny no longer has adults in the room.
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from Thursday’s post, on the batshit White House ‘anti-antifa’ roundtable that featured Donny Convict, ICE Barbie, and a fetid fucktangle of MAGA halfwits and hangers-on.
you can read the whole thing in all its glory here: bit.ly/4mSP3Ol
Chris Wray — who had been appointed FBI director by Donny — had it exactly right. antifa isn’t an organization. it’s a belief — that fascism is bad.

pro tip: if you’re against the idea of antifascism, you’re on the wrong fucking side.

this is something that Pizzagate Jack and his buddies don’t seem to realize.
fast forward to today. Chris Wray is gone, replaced by Krazee-Eyes Kash. Donny no longer has adults in the room.
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SAD TIRED LOSER DONALD TRUMP, WHO NOBODY LIKES, CLAIMS HE "TOOK AWAY FREE SPEECH." GUESS AGAIN, YOU FASCIST NITWIT, THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS. YOUR FAVORITE WRITER (ME!) EXERCISES HIS FREE SPEECH IN A BEAUTIFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. PLEASE READ IT HERE, THANKS —> bit.ly/4mSP3Ol
look, President Playpen can shit out all the farcical executive orders he wants, but he can’t redefine Constitutionally-protected speech, no matter how hard he tries. all this fuckery is going to end up in front of judges and grand juries — and they’ve shown time and again that they have no patience for any of Donny’s authoritarian bullshit.

none of this is normal. presidents aren’t supposed to shred the Constitution — nor are they supposed to wage war against their own people.

it’s so clear that Donny wants blood in the streets. he doing all he can to provoke clashes between protesters and National Guard troops, so he can invoke the Insurrection Act and declare martial law.
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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake" — this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever.
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Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake
this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever
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of course I have a girlfriend. you don't know her. she belongs to a different antifa, in Canada
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SCREECHY "PAMNESIA" BONDI THOUGHT SHE WAS BEING SO CLEVER YESTERDAY, BUT ALL SHE DID WAS REMIND EVERYONE THAT DONALD TRUMP HAS A DEAD PEDO BESTIE PROBLEM. I EXPLAIN THIS IN WHAT MANY SAY IS A TREMENDOUS POST — A POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3L0i4tT
at the end of the day, however, Pam Bondi did herself no favors. nor did she do Dear Leader any favors. all she accomplished was to remind everyone that there’s a cover-up going on, at the highest levels of government — to prevent the public from finding out just what ‘wonderful secrets’ Donny and his dead pedo bestie were getting up to, all those years ago.
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here's today's post: "Pamnesia Pam can’t remember shit about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie" — won’t you please help find a cure?
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Pamnesia Pam can’t remember shit about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie
won’t you please help find a cure?
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oh huh. when did you stop blocking me