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Jeff Tiedrich
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it's time for "this week in stupid: December 6 edition," my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened.
Donny Convict wears it, Kash Patel snares it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: December 6 edition
Donny Convict wears it, Kash Patel snares it, and so much more...
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December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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DONNY IS THE BIGGEST “DIAPERLOAD” ON THE PLANET. HE HAS NO IDEA THAT EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIS WORTHLESS FAKE PARTICIPATION TROPHY. HE'S SUCH A FUCKING TODDLER. I COVER ALL THAT AND MORE IN ‘THIS WEEK IN STUPID,’ MY ROUND-UP OF THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENED. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48ltylc
does the fucking idiot not grasp that the entire world is pissing its pants laughing at him right now? he’s the only person who isn’t aware that he’s an overgrown child being handed an imaginary Very Special Boy Participation Trophy. he took the whole farcical spectacle seriously. he’s a joke — an international joke being told at America’s expense. it’s all so embarrassing.
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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it's time for "this week in stupid: December 6 edition," my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened.
Donny Convict wears it, Kash Patel snares it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: December 6 edition
Donny Convict wears it, Kash Patel snares it, and so much more...
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December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Jeff Tiedrich: look at that bloated, decaying thing, like the hand of a corpse that was just pulled out of a polluted lake. and now Donny’s wearing what looks like two band-aids.

what are they not telling us about Dear Leader’s health?

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A closeup of Trump's right hand is shown with two flesh-colored band-aids covering his bruise.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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really hoping to win the Zurn Grease Trap Peace Prize
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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SO NOW BLOODTHIRSTY DONNY DIAPERLOAD IS PUTTING HIS WRETCHED NAME ON THE 'US INSTITUTE OF PEACE." HOLY SHIT, WE'RE ALL TRAPPED IN AN ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO YET ANOTHER ONE OF MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POSTS, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/4iFrd8d
of course, Donny inflicting his accursed name onto everything and glomming credit for shit he didn’t do is pretty much his entire business model — but this instance of it is so fucking galling on about eighteen thousand different levels. first of all, this ghoulish hyena’s name would be more appropriate on a building that houses the US Institute For Bombing The Shit Out Of Shipwrecked Survivors Who Are Trying Not To Drown. what kind of ‘war is peace’ bullshit is this? wherever he is right now, George Orwell is ripping fistfuls of hair out of his head and screaming ‘god fucking dammit, 1984 was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.’
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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here's today's post: "piss-baby president shits his name all over yet another building" — the little horror gets a fake peace prize, too.
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piss-baby president shits his name all over yet another building
the little horror gets a fake peace prize, too
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December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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special shout-out to the Bernie bro who told me in 2016 that the Supreme Court wasn't all that important, and Hillary's picks would be just as bad as Trump's
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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"suburban wine mom jokes"
waterchestnut123.bsky.social 🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 2d
You’re seriously telling me that Jeff Tiedrich recycling the same suburban wine mom jokes for 10 years hasn’t toppled the regime?!
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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REPUBLICANS HAVE A "DONNY FUCKWIT" PROBLEM. THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE BIG IN 2026 BECAUSE DEAR LEADER IS A DELUSIONAL DIPSHIT WHO WON'T FIX THE ECONOMY. BOO FUCKING HOO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST IN WHICH I SPELL IT OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3Kx8HSO
and therein lies the crux. Donny’s out of touch with reality, and he’s surrounded himself with equally out-of-touch cronies who tell him that everything is amazing — and why not? for Donny and his cronies, everything is amazing. not one of these obscenely wealthy fuckfaces ever worries about the price of anything. they don’t have to.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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here's today's post: "panicked Republicans to Dozy Donny: ‘it’s the economy, fuckwit’" — even they can see there’s a blue wave coming.
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panicked Republicans to Dozy Donny: ‘it’s the economy, fuckwit’
even they can see there’s a blue wave coming
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December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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"I mean, who among us hasn’t sat at the head of a table while sycophants and psychopaths praise our imaginary accomplishments, as we gradually lose consciousness and fill the room with the piquant aroma of ass music?"

JEFF TIEDRICH
DECEMBER 3, 2025

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shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy
Don Snoreleone snoozes again
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December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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hey everyone — I've got homework for you today. Ms. Spouse is back with a new post, 'Hierarchy of Sleaze.'

it's a good'n, please read. thanks!
Hierarchy of Sleaze
As the Mad King melts down, his court teems with intrigue
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December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND NOW CLAIMS HIS WAR CRIMES WEREN'T ACTUALLY WAR CRIMES BECAUSE OF — GET THIS — THE "FOG OF WAR." FUCK STRAIGHT OFF. PRO TIP: INNOCENT PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP CHANGING THEIR STORIES. I EXPLAIN IT LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE IN TODAY'S POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rPcV9g
THERE IS NO FOG, BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAR. it’s not a war, because you can’t unilaterally declare that fishing boats are military targets, and start dropping bombs on them. not unless you want to end up in the The Hague, on trial for your ahem alleged war crimes. you know, somewhere in this multiverse there’s a timeline where Jack Smith gets his old job back as War Crimes Prosecutor and convicts every one of these shitweasels. wouldn’t that be fucking delicious? I want to live in that timeline.
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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NARCOLEPTIC FART FACTORY DONALD TRUMP (A FAILING LOSER WHO NO ONE LIKES!) FELL ASLEEP AGAIN DURING YESTERDAY'S CABINET MEETING — AND PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND WAS ALL "WAR CRIMES? WHO, ME?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY BIG BEAUTIFUL POST IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rPcV9g
Little Donny Fuckface’s superpower has always been how relatable he is. he’s just like one of us! under all the burnt-cork spray-tan, under that rat’s nest of fucked-up bullshit atop his big, dumb pumpkin head, under the makeup that conceals his rotting hand, under that doughy torso, and the neckgina and the cankles, Donny’s just a perfectly normal homey, doing perfectly normal stuff. I mean, who among us hasn’t sat at the head of a table while sycophants and psychopaths praise our imaginary accomplishments, as we gradually lose consciousness and fill the room with the piquant aroma of ass music?
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy" — Don Snoreleone snoozes again.
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shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy
Don Snoreleone snoozes again
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December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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UH OH, PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND (BURP!) MAY HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT WAR-CRIMING. BUT PETE HAS A PLAN. HE'S GOING TO BLAME IT ALL ON ADMIRAL BRADLEY — WAY TO ACT LIKE A CHICKENSHIT COWARD, PETE! MANY ARE SAYING "SIR! SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING TODAY'S POST!" YOU'RE WELCOME. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48NCpw4
Plastered Pete Kegstand never stops trying to convince us how tough he is. he posts pathetically-needy videos in which he does weak-ass pull-ups. he’s covered himself in christofascist tattoos. he’s forever yammering on about warrior ethos, and he’s renamed himself to be Secretary of All The Wars. but there’s one thing Piss-Drunk Pete won’t do — and it’s a thing that would really display toughness: take responsibility for his fuck-ups. nah, Pete’s not going to do any of that taking responsibility shit. not when there are all these buses all over the place. nice, big buses, with roomy undersides. perfect for throwing admirals under.
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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here's today's post: "piss-drunk embarrassment finds his fall guy" — Chickenshit Pete will betray you in a heartbeat.
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piss-drunk embarrassment finds his fall guy
Chickenshit Pete will betray you in a heartbeat
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December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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HOLY SHIT! REPORTERS ASKED PREZNIT FUCKWIT WHY HE WAS PARDONING A DRUG TRAFFICKER AND ONCE AGAIN THE DEMENTED FOOL HAD NO IDEA WHO THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT. ALL THAT AND THE SUNDAY ROUNDUP IN MY LATEST VERY POWERFUL POST THAT FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/442CTf8
I guess we need to congratulate Dear Leader for managing to have an entire minute-and-a-half-long exchange with a woman reporter without calling her ‘stupid’ or ‘piggy’ — but oh my god, he’s so fucking incoherent. and once again, he has no idea who he’s pardoning. he can barely remember the bullshit story he was fed by whichever crony wanted Hernandez pardoned. all he knows is it was so unfair!
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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here's today's post: "liars, scoundrels, and fuckwits: your Sunday Republican roundup" — with a very special appearance by Dear Leader.
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liars, scoundrels, and fuckwits: your Sunday Republican roundup
with a very special appearance by Dear Leader
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December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND ("CHRISTOFASCIST") IS A LUNATIC WHO BELIEVES HE HAS THE RIGHT TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES, AND STEVE WITKOFF ("TRAITOR") IS SELLING OUT UKRAINE FOR FUN AND PROFIT. LOCK ALL THESE SHITWEASELS UP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4p9kjKP
so what are you telling me, that Steve Griftkoff is betraying Ukraine, and Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is being allowed to do war crimes in Venezuela, all so that Donny and his obscenely wealthy cronies can grow ever more obscenely wealthy? knock me over with a fucking feather.
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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here's today's post: "inside the Mad King’s court: traitors, war crimers and thieves" — which side are these fuckers on?
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inside the Mad King’s court: traitors, war crimers and thieves
which side are these fuckers on?
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November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? DONNY IS DOLING OUT PARDONS TO CONVICTED DRUG TRAFFICKERS, WHILE HIS PISS-DRUNK SECDEF IS ORDERING "LEAVE NO SURVIVORS" AS HE DROPS BOMBS ON VENEZUELAN FISHING BOATS. ALL THAT EVIL FUCKERY AND MORE IN MY 'THIS WEEK IN STUPID,' WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE, THANK YOU: bit.ly/3XY62oa
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 29 edition" — Sporky gets pissed, Donny gets dissed, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: November 29 edition
Sporky gets pissed, Donny gets dissed, and so much more...
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November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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what the fuck are you talking about
dreampeace.bsky.social dreampeace.bsky.social @dreampeace.bsky.social · 7d
Mr Tiedrich
Please stop using offensive language when writing about the present regime. You’re bringing yourself down to their level.
Thank you
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM