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A real adult does not “use the bathroom.” They “win at toilet”.
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
A real adult does not “use the bathroom.” They “win at toilet”.
Some people just aren’t cut out to live in Montreal
please do not ride a bicycle while drunk
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Some people just aren’t cut out to live in Montreal
McDavid hearing everyone say MacKinnon’s got the Art Ross locked up
a man says it became personal with me in a close up
ALT: a man says it became personal with me in a close up
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
McDavid hearing everyone say MacKinnon’s got the Art Ross locked up
“A second side-arm reliever just signed with the Blue Jays…”
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“A second side-arm reliever just signed with the Blue Jays…”
My sales pitch to lure MLB free agents to the Blue Jays:
What if the Dodgers didn’t play in a violent, fascist theocracy?
What if the Dodgers didn’t play in a violent, fascist theocracy?
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My sales pitch to lure MLB free agents to the Blue Jays:
What if the Dodgers didn’t play in a violent, fascist theocracy?
What if the Dodgers didn’t play in a violent, fascist theocracy?
At this point I would rather have Charlie Rocket’s post-SNL career than Fallon’s.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
At this point I would rather have Charlie Rocket’s post-SNL career than Fallon’s.
Just won the Dad Olympics by turning David Lee Roth’s Just Like Livin’ In Paradise into Just Six Seven In Paradise.
Unrelated, does anyone know the cure for 46 tiny stab wounds?
Unrelated, does anyone know the cure for 46 tiny stab wounds?
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just won the Dad Olympics by turning David Lee Roth’s Just Like Livin’ In Paradise into Just Six Seven In Paradise.
Unrelated, does anyone know the cure for 46 tiny stab wounds?
Unrelated, does anyone know the cure for 46 tiny stab wounds?
Welcome to one of the two garbage months of the year without Major League Baseball
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Welcome to one of the two garbage months of the year without Major League Baseball
Wayne Gretzky’s World Cup Draw appearance counts as branded content for Tito’s vodka
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Wayne Gretzky’s World Cup Draw appearance counts as branded content for Tito’s vodka
The World Cup Peace Prize was originally called The Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The World Cup Peace Prize was originally called The Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence
I feel like there was a meeting I missed where everyone just decided to start backing into parking spaces from now on? What is the reasoning? Does everyone need to make quick getaways?
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I feel like there was a meeting I missed where everyone just decided to start backing into parking spaces from now on? What is the reasoning? Does everyone need to make quick getaways?
The only duo I choose in NBA Jam
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The only duo I choose in NBA Jam
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International MEN’S day? Plural?! My brother in Xenu, there is only one International Man and it’s Austin Powers. This is well known!
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
International MEN’S day? Plural?! My brother in Xenu, there is only one International Man and it’s Austin Powers. This is well known!
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[Werner Herzog voice] Mr. Potato Head is a monstrosity. More than a vegetable, yet less than human. With two feet, but no legs. His body parts interchangeable pieces. A grotesque plastic nightmare unworthy of love.
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] Mr. Potato Head is a monstrosity. More than a vegetable, yet less than human. With two feet, but no legs. His body parts interchangeable pieces. A grotesque plastic nightmare unworthy of love.
Me every single time I see Shohei Ohtani with Decoy:
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Me every single time I see Shohei Ohtani with Decoy:
Brought my kid to Vladdy’s baseball camp and it is precisely the underwhelming cash grab I worried it would be
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Brought my kid to Vladdy’s baseball camp and it is precisely the underwhelming cash grab I worried it would be
Somewhere in Canada, there’s a self-styled “cool” middle school history teacher proudly informing their students that Confederation took place in 18 SIX-SEVEN!
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Somewhere in Canada, there’s a self-styled “cool” middle school history teacher proudly informing their students that Confederation took place in 18 SIX-SEVEN!
If There’s Grass On The Field, Play Ball
By Megyn Kelly
Foreword by Pete Rose
By Megyn Kelly
Foreword by Pete Rose
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If There’s Grass On The Field, Play Ball
By Megyn Kelly
Foreword by Pete Rose
By Megyn Kelly
Foreword by Pete Rose
lol SNL trying to whitewash Pete Davidson’s Riyadh sellout
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
lol SNL trying to whitewash Pete Davidson’s Riyadh sellout
The Habs are truly the winter Jays
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Habs are truly the winter Jays
If I were an MLB free agent, I’d choose the one ascendant team that doesn’t play in a collapsing fascist theocracy. But that’s me!
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If I were an MLB free agent, I’d choose the one ascendant team that doesn’t play in a collapsing fascist theocracy. But that’s me!
Canada loves George Springer more than LA could ever hate him
November 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Canada loves George Springer more than LA could ever hate him